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Funny story: An Iowa Man is Arrested For Making Medical Masks Out of Re-Cycled Crow Droppings

An Iowa Man is Arrested For Making Medical Masks Out of Re-Cycled Crow Droppings

CORNBREAD, Iowa – (Satire News) – The local CBS affiliate is reporting that a resident of the town of Cornbread has been taken into custody for conduct unbecoming a normal person. The Cornbread Police Department reported that a Mr. Peter P. Varshi…

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Funny story: President Putin Warns That Anyone Caught Not Wearing a Mask Could Be Shot on The Spot

President Putin Warns That Anyone Caught Not Wearing a Mask Could Be Shot on The Spot

MOSCOW, Russia – (World News) – The government of Russia has issued a statement which states that anyone caught without a medical mask could risk being shot on sight. The Kremlin Voice stated that President Vladimir Putin is fed up and will no lon…

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Funny story: #1 Ranked Alabama Could Be Facing NCAA Sanctions

#1 Ranked Alabama Could Be Facing NCAA Sanctions

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - Fans of number one-ranked University of Alabama (8-0) are holding their collective breaths, as the Crimson Tide is being investigated for possible collegiate violations. Johnny Mariachi, director of the NCAA’s Rul…

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Funny story: The NFL Will Be Hitting NFL Coaches with Hefty Fines If They Are Caught Without Their Masks

The NFL Will Be Hitting NFL Coaches with Hefty Fines If They Are Caught Without Their Masks

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell says that he is not going to baby anyone; especially adult, mature NFL football coaches. The commissioner, who says that he has never had so much stress as he does now, what with wor…

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Funny story: Maine governor mandates dog cone wearing for restaurant staff instead of mask

Maine governor mandates dog cone wearing for restaurant staff instead of mask

Governor Janet Mills of Maine has now directed all restaurant personnel to wear dog cones upside down as further protection against the virus. According to the Governor's scientific advisors, breath directed upward moves particles skyward pronto i…

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Funny story: Two Houston Astros Players Are Caught Wearing Fake Medical Masks

Two Houston Astros Players Are Caught Wearing Fake Medical Masks

HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) - The Electoral College Astros, as many L.A. Dodger fans call them, lost to the other L.A. team, the Los Angeles Angels, 5-4. A groundskeeper reported that, during the game, he counted at least 43 hot dogs that were throw…

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Funny story: An Enterprising Woman Is Making a Killing Selling C-19 Masks Made out of Her Bras

An Enterprising Woman Is Making a Killing Selling C-19 Masks Made out of Her Bras

CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee – (Funny news story) Reports coming out of the Volunteer State say that, due to the scarcity of medical masks, some citizens have resorted to making masks out of women’s underwear. A reporter with the History Channel spoke w…

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Funny story: Two West Virginia Brothers Can't Afford Covid-19 Masks, So They Make Their Own Out of Two Discarded Watermelons

Two West Virginia Brothers Can't Afford Covid-19 Masks, So They Make Their Own Out of Two Discarded Watermelons

SQUIRREL NUTS, West Virginia – Willie and Billie Peckerpucker say that, due to the Coronapalooza virus, they have not been able to work at their coal mining jobs for three months. Willie said they each get $47 a week unemployment, but, after they…

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Funny story: Burger King To Offer Free Designer Coronavirus Masks With Any Purchase

Burger King To Offer Free Designer Coronavirus Masks With Any Purchase

INDIANAPOLIS – A high-ranking official with Burger King has just announced a summertime promotion. Plans are for BK to begin offering customers free Coronavirus medical masks with any purchase of a Burger King product. The masks will come in t…

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Funny story: Dr. Anthony Fauci, One of President Trump’s Closest Staff Members, Must Now Self-Quarantine for 14 Days

Dr. Anthony Fauci, One of President Trump’s Closest Staff Members, Must Now Self-Quarantine for 14 Days

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a shocking development, President Trump has just learned that one of his press conference/campaign pep rally co-hosts, has just gone into quarantine for the Coronavirus. Dr. Anthony "The Straight Shooter" Fauci, the director...

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Funny story: The FBI is Investigating President Trump and Vice-President Pence for Not Wearing Medical Masks

The FBI is Investigating President Trump and Vice-President Pence for Not Wearing Medical Masks

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Chicago Daily Wind newspaper is reporting that the Federal Bureau of Investigation, has issued a statement reminding Trump and Pence (the modern day Laurel & Hardy) that they are not above the law. The Daily Wind noted t...

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Funny story: Megyn Kelly Challenges Don Lemon to an Arm Wrestling Contest

Megyn Kelly Challenges Don Lemon to an Arm Wrestling Contest

MANHATTAN – Former anchorwoman, Megyn Kelly, says that she is tired of being cooped up in her multi-million dollar apartment. The former darling of Fox News and NBC told her husband that she is still upset with Don Lemon, and how he disrespected h...

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Funny story: Medical Mask Stock Purchases are Breaking All Kinds of Records

Medical Mask Stock Purchases are Breaking All Kinds of Records

KANSAS CITY - American Spotlight Magazine has stated that while most U.S. stocks are taking a big dive, the medical mask industry factories are working 24/7 as medical mask sales are going through the ceiling. Orion P. Hemmingway, who is the CEO o...

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Funny story: The President Trump - Governor Cuomo Feud is Getting Uglier by The New York Minute

The President Trump - Governor Cuomo Feud is Getting Uglier by The New York Minute

NEW YORK CITY – Lately the president has been criticizing New York Governor Andrew Cuomo and saying that he is asking for way too many medical items such as medical masks, band-aids, tongue depressors, and placebo pills. The governor has been resp...

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Funny story: The New England Patriots Plane Travels To China and Returns with N95 Medical Masks, Fortune Cookies, and Frozen Crab Rangoon Dinners

The New England Patriots Plane Travels To China and Returns with N95 Medical Masks, Fortune Cookies, and Frozen Crab Rangoon Dinners

BOSTON – New England Patriots owner, Robert Kraft, is being hailed as a hero in his home state of Massachusetts, the birth state of Paul Revere, Edgar Allan Poe, and Tarzan. The Boston Addresser-Chronicle reports that Kraft talked to Chinese leade...

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Funny story: A Man in New Mexico is Making Medical Masks Out of Pantiliners and Scotch Tape

A Man in New Mexico is Making Medical Masks Out of Pantiliners and Scotch Tape

ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico – A very innovative local entrepreneur who we’ll call Johnny Doe, is reportedly making a ton of money manufacturing medical masks. Doe told a reporter with the Albuquerque Articulator Express, that he has patented a medical...

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