Tea-Boy has been practising during Lockdown

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 28 June 2020

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No, it isn't the one we hoped it was either.

49-year-old tea boy, Jason Isaacs, has been practising during the lockdown. Although now a senior member of the team at Seagull and Johns Solicitors, he has never had any ambition to do more with his life.

'I could have had a great career, but I thought "what was the point of that?" I could have done a lot more with my life than this, but really, what is the point? I mean, really! As long as people remember me for knowing how they like their tea in the morning, that is completely fine with me.'

Jason has never had much ambition, but he would like to meet someone sometime. 'Of course, when I go on a date, it always disappoints people that I am not the Jason Isaacs, star of Harry Potter and the West Wing, and I am always disappointed that they are disappointed that I am not him. What does he have that I don't?'

Screen presence, charisma, charm and good looks to begin with, Jason.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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