Monsanto: 'Chips' With That... Anyone?

Funny story written by Auntie Matter

Wednesday, 18 February 2015

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The world's fish belongs to MONSANTO. By 'law'!

MONSANTO- responsible for Agent Orange, a deadly range of organ-damaging pesticides and genetically modified crops resulting in thousands of people crippled or killed by their products and the suicides of thousands of farmers worldwide (most in the poorer countries such as India who cannot afford to buy Monsanto's seed), have nobly branched into more even more lucrative areas of controlling the world's food production that we all depend on.... FISH.

They have engineered new breeds of genetically modified FISH.

Said Scientific Director Hiram Abiff Black leading the research: "This is a very exciting time for us at Monsanto. We have now managed to breed fish that are impervious to many of the contaminants that are now be found in the sea, mercury, cyanide, potassium sulphate and a host of others emitted by irresponsible industries. So, we have modified all the mainstream consumable fish including crustaceans such as lobster, mussels, oysters and so on. We have been prompted to do this by the United Nations Health Committee who are deeply concerned by health issues resulting from contaminated fish. People will be able to eat our fish without having to worry."

These 'inventions' by Monsanto have been patented by law and ratified by Congress. It is expected soon that their business offices overseas called 'The European Parliament' will soon issue laws preventing anyone farming, selling or gathering fish that has not been modified by Monsanto.

What does all this mean?

It means that any fishing fleet, or indeed, individual catching fish that has not been modified by Monsanto is in breach of their patents as well as UN regulations... and will be fined accordingly, or face prison.

Put more simply, the New World Order fronted by multinational divisions such as Monsanto now controls the world's money supply AND the world's food production on land and in the sea.

Now you know WHY the politicos, especially Obama, are ranting ever more loudly about "International Law" so-called, wherever that came from. Kneel Sheeple!

The lunacy of capitalism has finally reached its logical end whereby a demonic group of people, uncontested, under the cloak of so-called 'legality' claim ownership, if you please, of the planet and everything and everybody in it.. for themselves.

All they have to do now is brainwash the Sheeple into believing it is all for their own 'good' until... it becomes the 'norm'; and Sheeple educationalists are trained to brainwash your gullible children into that imbecile belief.

What else do these lunatics confidently expect to establish as the 'norm' for their own purposes?
WHOM have you elected to help them?

'Chips' with that... anyone?

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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