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Funny story: Longest Day Is Good News For Little Pigs

Longest Day Is Good News For Little Pigs

The Longest Day, that annual feast that celebrates having more time to do stuff during daylight than on any of the other 364 days, has arrived once again! Known by people in times gone by as 'the Longest Day', the Longest Day can be as much as 1 m...

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Funny story: Farmers Discuss What A Lettuce Would Be Called, If It Wasn't Called A Lettuce

Farmers Discuss What A Lettuce Would Be Called, If It Wasn't Called A Lettuce

High-level discussions have been taking place on an agricultural estate in Lincolnshire this afternoon, with regard to what people would call a lettuce if it wasn't already known as a lettuce. For those who are not 'in the know', an agricultural e...

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Funny story: Theresa May Arrested After 'Fields Of Wheat' Farmer Comes Forward

Theresa May Arrested After 'Fields Of Wheat' Farmer Comes Forward

Prime Minister Theresa May is in police custody tonight after a farmer raised a complaint over trespass on his land which occurred more than half a century ago. Farmer Giles, whose farm is near Wheatley, in Oxfordshire, says that the future Prime...

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Funny story: Tractor's Wheel Fell Off

Tractor's Wheel Fell Off

In the latest of a series of bizarre, unlikely, and, quite frankly, barely-believable occurences in the Battambang commune of Tapon, a wheel has fallen off a tractor, injuring nobody but itself. The tractor, once yellow but now mostly rust-colored...

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Funny story: Trump Enjoys Layover in Vietnam, accidentally squashes several children

Trump Enjoys Layover in Vietnam, accidentally squashes several children

Editor's Note: Inasmuch as LeRoy Ephers (see his claim to fame (and note that inasmuch as is almost never used in today's journalism)) winces at the possibility of writing another story for The Spoof, and inasmuch as he detests all the fake news stor...

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Funny story: Tractor Disaster

Tractor Disaster

Tragedy occurred in Lower Upper Middle Poppleton on Gastric By The Bypass as a parade to commemorate the 1956 tractor disaster ended in disaster. Back and to the Left news investigates......at the end of this sentence....from here.... In 1956 fort...

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Funny story: Minnesota Japanese Beetle destruction blamed on "the munchies"

Minnesota Japanese Beetle destruction blamed on "the munchies"

Medical marijuana farms established to supply Minnesota with it's recently legalized medication are being singled out as the primary cause of the over voracious insects attacks on other cash crops in the state. Scientists believe that after cons...

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Funny story: Monsanto: 'Chips' With That... Anyone?

Monsanto: 'Chips' With That... Anyone?

MONSANTO- responsible for Agent Orange, a deadly range of organ-damaging pesticides and genetically modified crops resulting in thousands of people crippled or killed by their products and the suicides of thousands of farmers worldwide (most in the p...

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Funny story: The Happiest Employees In Colorado Work For The Mellow Fellow Marijuana Farm in Boulder

The Happiest Employees In Colorado Work For The Mellow Fellow Marijuana Farm in Boulder

BOULDER - It is no secret that since January 1, 2014, when the Marijuana Law went into effect in Colorado the state has seen a tremendous increase in happy people. When Governor John Hickenlooper signed the bill making it legal to buy and use pot...

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Funny story: Durango Bango Named The Best Marijuana In Colorado

Durango Bango Named The Best Marijuana In Colorado

DENVER - The Colorado State Cannabis Coalition, not to be confused with The Colorado State Department of Cannabis, has just issued a news release. CSCC director Lucy "Sinsemilla" Coxcoogan said that a Pot Testing Committee (PTC) tested over 87 dif...

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Funny story: Colorado Denies Justin Bieber's Request To Purchase A Marijuana Farm

Colorado Denies Justin Bieber's Request To Purchase A Marijuana Farm

DENVER - Word coming out of the office of Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper is that the governor has emphatically turned down Justin Bieber's request to purchase a marijuana farm. Braydon D. Citronella, who is the official spokesperson for the R...

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Funny story: Florida Citrus Growers Report That They're Losing A Lot of Their Citrus To Crocodiles

Florida Citrus Growers Report That They're Losing A Lot of Their Citrus To Crocodiles

SARASOTA COUNTY, Florida - Milo Bimbardi owner of The Hurricane Citrus Farm has just reported that he has lost a lot of his citrus crop to damn crocodiles. He spoke with the local news media and said that he has been growing oranges, lemons, and g...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Thinking About Buying Some Land In Colorado And Becoming A Pot Farmer

Justin Bieber Thinking About Buying Some Land In Colorado And Becoming A Pot Farmer

CHICAGO - Justin Bieber recently announced that he was retiring from the music business. The iRumors News Agency is now reporting that the Canadian singer is considering purchasing some land in the marijuana haven state of Colorado and becoming a...

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Funny story: Farmer Inutile Germanotta shows his heritage

Farmer Inutile Germanotta shows his heritage

In a scene right out of the film "Hannibal," a still-breathing Italian villager was fed to pigs by a frugal Italian farmer named Inutile Germanotta. Germanotta who couldn't afford pig feed, developed an innovative method to increase his profits an...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Wants To Buy A Civil War Plantation In Mississippi

Kim Jong Un Wants To Buy A Civil War Plantation In Mississippi

YAZOO CITY, Mississippi - A representative for North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has informed the American news media that the North Korean president wants to buy an authentic Civil War plantation. Kang Won Goo talked with the owner of the famed Cot...

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Funny story: Old Farmer Ferguson had a Farm, E-eye, E-eye, Oh!

Old Farmer Ferguson had a Farm, E-eye, E-eye, Oh!

Old Trafford Farm, Manchester: The ring-leader of some muddied oafs who chase a bladder of wind across a farm meadow for a living, has got into trouble. Farmer Ferguson is his name and he has been shouting and getting red faced over Christmas. Rum...

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Funny story: Women should carry dead fetuses long time, Georgia state representative England

Women should carry dead fetuses long time, Georgia state representative England

ATLANTA, Ga. - State representative Terry England regaled the state house with stories of the olden days when he worked on a farm delivering dead pig and cow fetuses. Equating these barnyard friends with human females, England argued that what's good...

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