Written by Auntie Jean

Sunday, 25 January 2015

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The traditional free bar snack, the rollmop herring has been placed on red "extinction danger" alert this morning. The government is appealing to heavy drinkers to help save the nasty British tradition of eating raw fish in vinegar. For a small regular monthly fee you can Adopt an endangered jar of Rollmop Herrings with "World Rollmop Herring Fund (WRHF) for yourself or a friend which will help to safeguard the future of your free pub-snack fish and bowls of free nuts.

Rollmop Herring jar adoptions make great charity gifts and are also an excellent way to show your support to the world bar snack foundation and help to fund the work WRHF does on conservation. You can also support their great work with a WRHF Membership or by choosing from one of their selection of ceramic herrings at the WRHF shop.

WRHF Charity Information

WRHF are one of the worlds largest independent free snack organisations. Originating in the UK where they were formed in 1962 in response to jars of rollmops disappearing from their traditional places alongside pickled eggs in real ale pubs. They are now active all over the world. As a charity the WRHF rely heavily on donations from members and supporters.

WRHF Facts

A truly global network who are active in over than 10000 pubs, a booze-based organisation who tackle issues including the survival of free pub snacks, landlord change, decorative beermats and pub environmental education. Over five million supporters worldwide, 90 per cent of their income comes from donations from drunks and their friends.

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