Written by Nate John Won

Wednesday, 20 August 2014

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London's famous EAT IT bistro has temporarily closed, following the discovery of a rampant strain of Vowel virus VV-IB.

The problem first became apparent when Head Waiter, Lefty Gonzales, noticed that several customers were served soap instead of soup, and coke instead of cake during lunchtime service. Things took a turn for the worse when a Women's Institute group were served toe and creamed bins.

'It's a disgrace,' said Mrs Slatehouse of Putney. 'This place should be closed down.'

Digory 'Jellyroll' Morton, owner of EAT IT, finally made an urgent call to the nearest Spell-casting office who immediately dispensed ampoules of appropriate anti-virus medication.

'This will hopefully be the end of it,' said Mr Morton. 'Serving ice-cold bears is proving to be expensive and dangerous.'

The Dept of Alphabets warns members of the public to be vigilant for any further symptoms in other bistros.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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