Rihanna Is Starting To Look Like Kat Von D In The Tattoo Department

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 23 February 2014

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Rihanna shown walking from her Aspen Hotel room to a local Burger Bandit.

ASPEN, Colorado - Rihanna, the "We Found Love" singer flew into Aspen to celebrate her 26th birthday on February 22.

She told close friends that she could not think of a better place to spend her birthday than in the Marijuana State of Colorado.

During her visit she spoke with Fajita San Guacamole of Hollywood Innuendo who asked about her latest tattoo.

Ri-Ri giggled and said that it was a small tattoo of an iPod that she had put on her bikini line.

Miss San Guacamole asked her if she was trying to compete with noted tattoo celebrity Kat Von D who is almost totally covered in ink art.

Rihanna smiled and said that she wasn't but added that she will keep on getting tattoos until there is no more room left anywhere on her body.

She commented that she was recently approached by the makers of Coca-Cola about getting a tattoo of a Coke Zero Can on her left shoulder.

SIDENOTE: Rihanna is proud of the fact that her former boyfriend and beater Chris "The Chump" Brown has sent her 49 text messages and she has not replied to any of them.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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