New Hollywood Telescope Business a Popular Tourist Destination

Funny story written by Wumf

Saturday, 22 February 2014

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HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - A new Hollywood business called "All Eyes Are On You", has quickly become a popular tourist destination since opening in October.

Owner, Buzz Rocklin, bought a lot up in the Hollywood Hills next to the Iconic "Hollywood" sign and placed many high powered telescopes on the huge concrete platform looking out toward the city.

Explains Mr. Rocklin, "For a reasonable fee, tourists can use the telescope for 15 minutes at a time to spot their favorite celebrities who daily frequent Melrose, Sunset, and Hollywood Boulevards. For an additional fee, they can even take photos of the celebrities using a special feature on each telescope."

Tourists from all over the world have been flocking to Mr. Rocklin's new business, to the extent that he is negotiating for land overlooking Beverly Hills.

"I plan to open another 'All Eyes Are On You' in Beverly Hills as soon as the deal goes through," remarked Mr. Rocklin, "and I have plans to open others in New York City and Aspen - places celebrities go to be seen. Well, now they really are going to be seen!"

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