Britney Spears Says She Thinks She's Entered Into Menopause

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 15 January 2014

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Britney says that her hot flashes are really getting hotter.

LAS VEGAS - Britney Spears recently stated that the past two years have put a lot of stress on her.

She revealed to Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that she is starting to feel like the sound of wedding bells are fading fast in the West.

Britney said that she knows exactly how Angelina Jolie, Jessica Simpson, and Jennifer Aniston feel, waiting around for their men to take the plunge into married life.

Spears confessed that for the past two weeks she has gotten some hellacious hot flashes that make her feel as if she has fire ants crawling over all her body.

She commented that several times she itched so bad that she ended up scratching herself from scratching herself.

Britney said that she plans to schedule an appointment to see her gynecologist and see if she is in fact already starting her journey into the dreaded effen monster known as The Change of Life.

In Other News. Sarah Palin has denied that her husband Todd is thinking of filing for divorce. "Snowflake" remarked that Todd has told her lots of times that he would not trade her for two Nancy Pelosi's.

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