Jennifer Lopez and Pretzel Garibaldi to star in the R-rated, "The Rodeo Drive Rodeo Queens"
Hollywood Vis-a-Vis writer Ursula Sassafras, has just announced that two of today's hottest Latinas, Jennifer Lopez and Pretzel Garibaldi will soon be starring in a Tri-Moon Films motion picture. Prepare for "The Rodeo Drive Rodeo Queens," where t…
Read full storyAerosmith lead singer Steven Tyler and reality show queen, Kate Gosselin have rekindled their romance
Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle writes that the queen of reality shows, Kate Gosselin and the lead singer with Aerosmith, Steven Tyler have rekindled their love affair. The two lovebirds have had an off and on, off and on, tempestuo…
Read full storyWoke Dodgers bring back switch-hitting sisters: Aren't Tommy Lasorda's Dodgers
In a move that may backfire like the Bud-Light commercial, the Woke Dodgers re-invited the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence to their Gay Pride celebration on June 16. After initially sending them down to the minors for rehab, the Dodgers responded…
Read full storyDefinitive Proof That The Moon Landing Was Real
Here at last, we have definitive, hardcore evidence that the Apollo moon landings, often derided as a fabricated affair, were indeed real. Here, for your perusal, is indisputable evidence that the famed American landings of a spacecraft did really…
Read full storyKing Arthur was a womanizer
A report in the "The Manchester Morning Mill Magazine," reveals the truth behind the medieval monarch, King Arthur. Esteemed historian Cutter Shiloh, has discovered the legendary King Arthur, fondly nicknamed Artie by his great grandmother Iola, w…
Read full storyThe X-Rated movie "Deep Throat - The Dental Visit," is now banned in 17 states and 41 countrries
The American Movie Guild has just announced that the X-rated dental instructional video, "Deep Throat - The Dental Visit," has now been banned in 17 states and 41 countries due to its unconventional and explicit dental content. The 2021 educationa…
Read full storyBud Light has weathered the backlash which only lasted for a few days
Anheuser-Busch is delighted to announce that the supposed backlash and boycott of their popular beer, Bud Light, turned out to be short-lived. According to Curtis Steambush, the sales director for the "Clydesdale Company," many self-proclaimed boy…
Read full storyLandscapers discover that Windsor Castle actually has a moat
The True Dat News Agency reports that a Camden landscaping company has just discovered the existence of a hidden moat at Windsor Castle. The moat, concealed beneath layers of grass, brush, tree limbs, and a surprising number deceased insects for o…
Read full storyThe very interesting reason why Oregon State will not be participating in the 2024 NCAA March Madness Tournament
Pico de Gallo, who covered March Madness for his publication The Sports Bet Gazette, has learned from the dean of Oregon State that his school will not be participating in the 2024 March Madness extravaganza. Dean Sherman F. Silverrust told Mr. de…
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