Aerosmith lead singer Steven Tyler and reality show queen, Kate Gosselin have rekindled their romance

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 24 May 2023

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A very happy May/December couple.

Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle writes that the queen of reality shows, Kate Gosselin and the lead singer with Aerosmith, Steven Tyler have rekindled their love affair.

The two lovebirds have had an off and on, off and on, tempestuous intimate relationship for several years. But their shared love of The Muppets always brings the two together.

Steven playfully bestowed upon Kate the moniker of Kate the Great, inspired by her uncanny ability to mimic Gonzo the Great, complete with a custom-made oversized furry blue nose. While Kate enjoys calling Steven Tyler "Kermit" because she finds his voice reminiscent of the beloved Muppet character. She playfully teases him, claiming that when he sings, it's as if Kermit himself is serenading her.

Despite a notable age difference of 23 years, with Steven being 75 and Kate at 48, this dynamic duo defies expectations as one of America's most unconventional May/December couples.

Recently, Steven penned and recorded a catchy song titled "Kate, I want to make Muppet babies with you" which charted at number 69 in the Billboard Hot 100.

When Kate was asked if she is happy, she smiled, winked, took a sip of her El Matador tequila and replied, "Oh yes! yes! yes!, I'm as happy as Miss Piggy at a karate championship!"

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