Man who crossed Mafia boss Salvatore Goombalini's daughter has gone missing
Salvatore Goombalini, a notorious figure in the underworld, has issued a stern warning to anyone who dares to harm his precious daughter, Rita, suggesting dire consequences await those foolish enough to cross that line. Rita, a captivating and eni…
Read full storySpoof writers to replace striking Hollywood screen and television writers
The Spoof writers are ready to step in and replace high-priced Hollywood screen and television writers demanding more money and presently on strike. This writers' strike has melted over 15 years of peace between studios and writers. That's the same a…
Read full storyTrump's therapist says he cannot stop crying, seeks solace in fast food
Reports coming out of Mar-a-Lago suggest that Trump's guilt-ridden conscience has led him to seek therapy twice a day, attempting to atone for the myriad of controversial actions he has committed. According to an insider, Trump's fast-food habits…
Read full storySimilarities between Trump and Napoleon
In the grand opera of history, we find the robust parallels between two unlikely figures. Stage right: Donald J. Trump, former reality star turned U.S. President, whose hair and skin defies Pantone’s color chart. Stage left: Napoleon Bonaparte, whose…
Read full storyPresident Biden proudly boasts that he subscribes to Victorian Secrets magazine
White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre was asked if it's true that POTUS has a subscription to the extremely popular monthly publication Victorian Secrets Magazine. Miss Jean-Pierre smiled and announced that President Biden has subscribed…
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