Michael Madeup's leaving speech
Today marks a significant moment in the political landscape as we bid farewell to none other than Michael Madeup. Madeup has stirred intrigue and captivated attention throughout his career and we hope this won't be the last we hear from him. This…
Read full storyAn extremely sexy Whataburger employee in Oklahoma enters and wins the "sexiest legs" in Oklahoma contest
Whatzupp Magazine writer Tina Taqueria has brought us the scoop of the century, and it's not just about lovely legs anymore. Brace yourselves for the most uproarious event in Oklahoma's history—the "Legs Extravaganza" at none other than Whataburger,…
Read full storyWoman sells her tallow to LA burger restaurant
'Sloppy Joes' burger joint envoy in London traveled to Los Angeles to evacuate the country's famous eatery building after emergency rat control found a rotting 30-ton grease ball underneath the burger establishment. It all started with a tour guid…
Read full storyMcDonalds introduces the super sizzling McJalapeno
Prepare your taste buds for a fiery fiesta because the world's largest fast food chain has just unleashed one of its 'hottest' menu items to date! In a groundbreaking announcement, Hildegarde Hillowitz, the fearless spokeswoman of the golden arche…
Read full storyTom Brady says he's fallen in love with LPGA golfing beauty Holly Sonders
Hold onto your golf clubs and football helmets because the world of sports has been thrown into a whirlwind with the unexpected love affair between legendary quarterback Tom Brady and LPGA golfing sensation Holly Sonders. It's a match made in the mos…
Read full storyAn L.A. Galaxy forward signs with the Manchester United Red Devils
In a jaw-dropping move, Los Angeles Galaxy's rising star, Gino Vivi Quesada, has left fans opened mouthed as he secures a contract with none other than the illustrious Manchester United football team in the UK. Fifi Tripoli, the astute reporter fr…
Read full storyNew Oregon road sign directs motorists to Ocean Bench destination
According to a statement put out Thursday by the Oregon Department of Transportation, the iconic "Ocean Beaches" sign marking the fork of I-405 and US Highway 26 will be replaced in June 2023 with a sign reading "Ocean Benches." The change will re…
Read full storyTaylor Swift and Britney Spears record a duet
Following months of whispered rumors in the pop world, Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine writer Buck Yazoo has unearthed a sensational story involving two of the music world's sexiest blondes collaborating on a new song. According to Yazoo's exclusive report…
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