Ginni Thomas, wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, reveals that she is overweight due to her addiction to McDonalds McFries
The wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, has addmitted to being addicted to McDonalds McFries. Ginni the Glutton, as affectionately dubbed by neighbors and the mailman, reveals her courageous effort to cut back from 12 to 9 daily McFries…
Read full storyTed Cruz caught playing with himself in a Senate elevator
Senator Ted "Dracula" Cruz has been caught playing with himself in a Senate elevator Senator Ted Cruz, who is originally from Guatemala, even though he swears he's from Canada, has found himself in yet another misunderstood situation. In a cand…
Read full storyThe first annual drug cartel speedboat races gets off to a rocky start
The highly anticipated first annual drug cartel speedboat races kicked off with a bang. As rival cartels joined forces to showcase their skills and settle scores, the event took an unexpected turn. First, the Cali Cartel had to teach a "lesson" to…
Read full storyWhere is Lukashenko?
"My name is Luka, I live on second floor. No one has seen me for many days, weeks, months. Where am I? Do I look constipated? What cannot emerge from my assholes? I do not know. I had doctor who told me bad news - "retired" - which means many things…
Read full storyThe new TV cable Wild West western, "The Bank Bandits," is a huge hit!
TV Clickerworld reports the success of the outlandish new Paramount Network Wild West extravaganza, "The Bank Bandits: Gold Rush To The Head," sending viewers into a frenzy of wild west hysteria! Prepare to be transported to the 1881 Dakota 'Badla…
Read full storyA Cambodian mini-plane sinks a Russian submarine
BuzzFuzz is reporting on an incident in the Black Sea involving a Russian submarine and a mischievous Cambodian mini-plane. As the submarine innocently resurfaced for a crew smoke break, little did they know that misfortune was waiting behind a cl…
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