Watch out Putin, Yevgeny Prigozhin is coming to get you — maybe
Watch out and keep a lookout. It ain’t over until it’s over. And Yevgeny Prigozhin isn’t over. Yet. Yevgeny Prigozhin halted his invasion into Russia and the marched toward Moscow, a couple hundred miles away from that city, and was welcomed b…
Read full storyCanada is sending the battleship 'Margaret Trudeau' to Ukraine
The Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has informed the citziens of Canada that he will will sending Canada's battleship, The Margaret Trudeau, to aid the Ukraininan government in it's battle to defeat the Russian forces of President Putin./stron…
Read full storyColombia is recalling 17 tons of cocaine because it is tainted with a powerful insect spray
One of the world's most powerful drug cartels is recalling 17 tons of cocaine that had been shipped to the United States. It appears that the coke is tainted with a powerful insect spray named Insectasitosis Malo-13, that if ingested could make th…
Read full storyKim Kardashian says that her matador boyfriend "El Gazpacho" is the sexiest man on Earth!
Kim Kardashian has stated that her boyfriend, Joaquin Beaurgeard Gazpacho, is considered by the bullfighting world to be "The Tom Brady of Bullfighting." Kim blushed and said that her "Latin Lover" has totally made her forget about all of her ex-…
Read full storySam Elliott to star in the new, much-awaited TV cable western, "The Yippee-Ki-Yay Ranch"
LaLaLand Daily reporter Willow Tulsa has just broken the story that the quintessential Wild West actor, Sam Elliott, has begun filming on his new TV cable show, "The Yippee-Ki-Yay Ranch." In the Old West show, which is being hailed as a comedy-dra…
Read full storyFirst there was the Proud Boys - and now introducing the Proud Girls
BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx reports that the Proud Boys extremist, radical group now has an off-shoot organization. Kixx has learned that the home-grown terrorist organization who invaded the United States Capitol has given birth to the female…
Read full storyThe KKK burns two cases of Bud Light beer
iNews reporter Kitty Segovia reports that the Alabama chapter of the KKK has just shown their disdain for the LGBTQ organization. Miss Segovia noted that an unidentified Grand Wizard stated that at a recent crossing burning event, the Crapola Cree…
Read full storyA woman has over 900 FAKE usernames
An retired chambermaid from Swansea, Wales, who has been identified as Alexa Midge Goldengoo, 87, had admitted to using 909 fake user names. Some of her fake names include ImpostorIgor, ScammerFairy, HoaxHomer, KKKKarenKunt, PhoneyBaloney, FakeFuc…
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