A fast food franchise poll shows that McDonalds and Whataburger are topping the popularity fast food chain
Fast Food Digest Illustrated Magazine* has just conducted a poll that took place in every one of the 50 US states. And the results clearly showed that the top two fast food chains are McDonalds, with Whataburger a very, very close second. The O…
Read full storyTrump the traitor has just become the poster punk for the "Damn Pathological Liars" fraternity
The Daily Max has just announced that the person convicted of illegally taking EXTREMELY classified defense department documents from the White House has just been named by the Damn Pathological Liars fraternity as their 2023 poster person. A spok…
Read full storyMeet Dolly Parton's new backup band
Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine is reporting that Dolly Parton has just fired her band and she now has a brand new backup band. Writer Buck Yazoo stated that he talked in person with Miss Parton who divulged that she just got tired of her band members gett…
Read full storyNostradamus gazes into cartoons and spoof
Some have said The Simpsons can sometimes predict the future. Have I? I wrote a story about China wanting to own every island nation in the Caribbean. And now the Chinese have done a deal with Cuba to put, what, missile or just a ton of sur…
Read full storyBlame Canada for the Great White Orange
America, that fickle tribe, has blamed Canada for sending down the smoke of a million forest fires and turning the skyline of New York City into an orange apocalypse. Joe Biden sent firefighters up to the Great White North (really? want to change…
Read full storyJames Bond is a terrorist, but Pussy is galore
Some Americans are calling for the CIA to be dismantled, calling it America’s “domestic terrorist organization:” since the CIA often engages in terroristic methods, like blowing stuff up, killing democratically-elected leaders and setting up fascist…
Read full storyJacob Rees-Mogg wants more names
The North-East Somerset tophat and tails has been spotted skulking around various coats of arms, trying out some Latin, seeing if any of it fits his name. He wants his name to be endless. From an endless name he figures he can have an endless fami…
Read full storyMay we all suckle the sap of the "Leader Log"
Since no one can find Lukashenko, dictator and Putin puppet of Belarus, the good people of that country have decided to elect a log of wood as its leader. The log has promised sweeping reforms! All trees shall be protected and given equal right…
Read full storyDonald Trump was planning world peace
Yes, indeed! Trump's defense and excuse for taking a few truckloads of Classified, Top Secret Documents to Mar-a-Lago, trying to hide them, claiming to have given everything back, but not, was because (brace yourself) he planned to study the document…
Read full storyNuclear secrets hidden next to a toilet?
Photos in the Donald Trump indictment reveal that Trump hid top-secret, classified information in one of his Mar-a-Lago bathrooms having a crystal chandelier. Top-secret boxes were also piled in the bathtub behind a dirty-looking shower curtain. U…
Read full storyIt must really suck to be Hans Suck
It must really suck to be Hans Suck and have had to fight for Hitler in World War Two and get killed on October 28th of 1944 in Narvick Norway when the Allies finally made a successful attempt to recapture the town and then have to be buried in the G…
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