Slightly Rancid Comments On The News Headlines
Slightly Rancid Comments On The News Headlines. Lukashenko, Who Helps Putin In War, Proclaims “Year Of Peace”. Yeah, he wants a ‘peace’ of Ukraine too! Or he is peaceful because he has kissed Putin’s ring enough that neither Russia nor NATO…
Read full storyBritish Troops Want To Leave Ukraine and Return To England
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden has informed the US press corps that King Charles III, informed him that many of the UK troops in the Ukraine are tired of fighting the Russians and they want to return back to Great Britain. One…
Read full storyBritney Spears Insists That Her Pussy Is Not Lopsided
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Britney Spears the blonde songstress, who is 41, but looks 39, told a reporter with The Daily Drama, that contrary to what two ex-boyfriends have said, her muffin (aka beaver) is not at all lopsided. Spears told Cindere…
Read full storyTrump Caught With a Brooklyn Hooker
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - The New York Sunshine Observer notes that the evil, hate-spewing Trumptard, was caught cavorting with a cheap Brooklyn whore at a Motel 6, in Flatbush. Reporter Carmine Calatino said that he actually took 13 photos of th…
Read full storyCoronation of King Charles is May 2023 - a Basil Blathering Special
Planning is already going ahead for Charles' Coronation on May 6, 2023. I have friends on the Coronation Committee, and they are already leaking me Juicy details of the Event. There was a big 'Row' at the Palace. Charles is determined t…
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