The Habitual MoFoing Liar (Trump) Says He Just Bought a Used Spy Balloon From China
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - The piece-of-shit asshole, who the BBC says lies more than the entire population of the United Kingdom combined has just made another of his thousands of lying lies. The tax-evader, who swinded millions and millions fr…
Read full storyPalestinian Homes Demolished in Jerusalem - No Permit, Can't Get a Permit
Thirty or forty years ago in East Jerusalem - Palestinian Citizens of Israel owned land and built Homes on the land. They could Not get building Permits so built anyway. Now thousand of houses have been bulldozed because they don't have build…
Read full storyThe USS Idaho Has Just Sunk a Colombian Submarine Off The Coast of Mississippi
IN THE GULF OF MEXICO OFF THE MISSISSIPPI COAST - (Satire News) - The White House is reporting that the USS Idaho has just sunk a submarine that the CIA had verified was carrying 345ΒΌ pounds of refined Cartagena Snow Candy (Cocaine). The US Navy h…
Read full storyLiz Truss beginning her come back with an interview with Emily Matliss
Former Prime Minister Liz Truss is set to start her much-wanted political comeback with an in-depth interview with Emily Matliss. 'Yes,' said Liz Truss, 'I saw the wonders that Emily Matlis did for Prince Andrew, and I just thought that that is th…
Read full storyDictator Putin Reveals That He Has A Collection of 669 Love Letters That The Trumpturd Sent Him
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice has stated that Russian Dictator Putin showed one of their top writers a collection of love letters that were written by Donaldo Trump to Vladimir Nikita Putin. The letters were written in Trump's fucked…
Read full storyTrump Admits That He Loves To Be Hated - It Gives His Orange Old Racist Ass Energy
BROOKLYN, New York - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz has just stated that the old pussy grabbing, Nazi ass licking, draft dodger, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump told a Brooklyn whore that he loves for people to hate his low-life, bastardized orange ass. T…
Read full storyDemi Lovato Records a Hip Hop Song With Snoop Dogg
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The music industry is all abuzz with news that Demi Lovato and Snoop Dogg have just recorded a rap song. The song is titled, "Hey Y'all, Come Getcha Some of My Fo Shizzle My Nizzle." The music was written by Taylor S…
Read full storyAn Ex-Circus Midget Is The First Dwarf To Be a Member of NASCAR
CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - (Satire News) - NASCAR is reporting that they have just hired the very first "Little Person" to be one of their race car drivers. NASCAR spokesperson Sonja Albertino, 32, stated that Izzio Shackley, 30, of Buloxi, Missi…
Read full storyGOP Maven Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter Says That Donald "Tangerine" Trump Makes Diaper Rash Look Cute
MANHATTAN, New York - (Satire News) - One of the ugliest women in America, Ann Coulter, recently told Anderson Cooper that Donald Trump is such an asshole shithead that he makes a diaper rash look cute. Coulter also revealed that "Toxic" Trump has…
Read full storyJoe Biden's 'State of Union' Message - Let's Unite For Good of Country - Republican Laughter
CCN reported Joe Biden 's Plead with Congress - Let's all Unite for the good of the Country - was the highlight of his speech. Behind the scene, Republicans were rolling in the aisle and Screaming with laughter and pointing at him and laughing a…
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