Neanderthals 90,000 Years ago Had Crab-Fests in Portugal
Our genetically close cousins Mr. and Mrs. Neander - lived in a seaside cave in Portugal 90,000 years ago. Excavations of one such cave - Grutada Figueroa Brava, 20 miles south of Lisbon was just completed - according to CCN News. The large…
Read full storyThe G-Spot Band To Be The Opening Act On "The Eagles - Here We Come Again Tour"
LA BREA, California - (Satire News) - Music Moments Magazine writer Calcutta Cotton, has just broken the story that the all-female Left Coast trio, The G-Spot Band will be the opening act on the Eagles upcoming "The Eagles - Here We Come Again Tour."…
Read full storyA Mechanic From Minnesota Named The Best Elvis Impersonator On Earth
DULUTH, Minnesota - (Satire News) - Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres has just annonced that the winner of The Elvis Presley Impersonator Contest is Duluth native Peter "The Elvis" Lincazewski, 29. Petey, as his paternal grandmother calls him, beat a field…
Read full storyA Volcano Has Just Formed In The English Channel
PORTSMOUTH, England - (Satire News) - England's Bee's Knees News Agency reports that a huge volcano has just formed in the English Channel, off the coastal town of Portsmouth, England. One of England's most respected meteorologist Abner "The Bloke…
Read full storyA Royal Air Force Fighter Jets Shoots Down a Chinese Drone That Was Hovering Over Liverpool
LIVERPOOL, England - (Satire News) - Ta Ta For Now News reporter Petula Tart reveals that Buckingham Palace has informed her that a Royal Air Force fighter jet has shot down a Chinese drone that was flying over the city of Liverpool. Reports are t…
Read full storyTrump's Urologist Says The Orange Peckerwood Has Inverted Balls
SQUAW BOSOM, Florida - (Satire News) - Voodoo Dupree with Press Extra has broken the story that Dr. Phineas Puckbush, who is Donald Trump's urologist has just said that after the Trumpturd's last physical exam, he noticed that the ex Golfer-in-Chief…
Read full storyTrump Has Just Been Given Yet Another Nickname
MOSQUITO BUTT, Florida - (Satire News) - America's Nazi (aka Trump) the punk who has over 200 nicknames has just received a new one. This new moniker is courtesy of Republican Governor Ron DeSantis, who used to be the Donalds pal, but now says tha…
Read full storyIn Past - Trump Detected by Chinese Spy Balloons From 50,000 Feet
Recently there was white Chinese spy balloon - which Biden shot down. In the past - when Trump was President - the Chinese also sent several spy balloons over America. Most passed over military bases in California, Texas and Florida. None were d…
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