Blinken says Zelensky will ride HIMARS missile into Ukraine to jack up support for the war
Mr. Zelensky himself has added the trip will do him a world of good since he is tired of merely talking all the time. Secretary of State Blinken meanwhile has received strong support for this idea from President Joe Biden and his special advisor V…
Read full storyCEO of Packers will take to dark retreat following Aaron Rodgers' example
Packers CEO Mark H. Murphy has said he is greatly attracted to the idea of a darkness retreat in Oregon. This following his star QB Aaron Rodgers' showing the way into a small cabin (at 300 square feet with queen sized bed) dug into a mountain.
Read full storyHopped Up Woody Changes His Vaxxing Mind
Woody Harrelson is clearly a hopped up hippy freak who likes to change his mind! On the recent Saturday Night Live, Harrelson tried out a joke that was anti-vax. This man called Woody is a known pot smoker, so he must be a Democrat and a tree-hugg…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Hit With A Lemon Pie As She Eats At a Very Fancy D.C. Restaurant
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - One of the most outspoken Republicans in D.C., Marjorie Taylor Greene was slightly hurt (mostly her feelings) when she was viciously attacked while having dinner (by herself) at D.C.'s exquisite 5-star restaurant Ch…
Read full storyThe Hippy Insurrection
A gaggle of hippies infiltrated the American capitol on the weekend, and lawmakers are still wondering why in the hell is it so easy for a group of people to smash their way into government buildings to try and take over the nation? The hippy spok…
Read full storyNew Anti-Drag Law: Police in Tennessee Nearly Arrest Woman for Impersonating a Woman
Tennessee has a new Anti Drag Queen law - being signed by a Governor who dressed in Drag when young. Police in East Nutbush a suburb of Nashville - recently started to arrest a 'Woman' for violating the new Law of Imitating a Woman in Public and…
Read full storyLiz Truss is Margaret Thatcher Without a Brain
Like in the movie 'Rocky' - Liz could have been a 'Contender' if not for her incompetence and Liberal enemies. The Conservatives now have a new brain in dishy Rishi. But it is a warped brain, believing that no taxes on the rich and corporat…
Read full storyWhy Are All the Illegal Immigrant Boats to England Coming from France? Money?
Last year 28,000 illegal immigrants came to France and took an illegal boat trip from a French harbor to England. None of the French Harbor authorities saw anything. It's normal in France to see 30 - 50 Foreign people packed in a small boat…
Read full storyA Correction: Bill Gates Was NOT Fucking One of His Cows
Gates owns land in California where he can put his feet up and enjoy his wealth … but, alas, without his wife. Since Melinda left town dragging her pre-nup behind her, Bill has been a little lonely. And he can’t call up his buddy Jeffery no more ‘…
Read full storyListerine Keeps Confessions Clean!
The American Department of Justice has realized that the CIA and FBI are both criminal cartels bigger and more powerful than any mafia, so they cannot be trusted with … THE LIST! So they sent me, Marlowe, no first name given, a private dick, to in…
Read full storyJudge Judy Says No, No, No To A Certain Prince
Not the final arbitrator of every situation, yet Judge Judy always seems to hit the nail on the head. This recent nail was hammered down on a particular son of a King about to have his coronation in May of 2023. Guess who? Usually, she might d…
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