A gaggle of hippies infiltrated the American capitol on the weekend, and lawmakers are still wondering why in the hell is it so easy for a group of people to smash their way into government buildings to try and take over the nation?
The hippy spoke-guru, Starshine Gaia Hairypits, had this to say:
“We just want to bring peace and love to America. That’s why we’re leaving flowers and CDs of Joan Baez and Bob Dylan music, and lots of hash brownies wherever we go.”
This is true. There were tons of pot edibles and broken bongs all over the capital buildings, plus flowers, and tie-dye t-shirts and day-glo paintings of Jerry Garcia and Timothy Leary, with suspected LSD tablets strewn haphazardly around so that any politician could get hold of some and take it and then who knows what kind of laws they would pass! Possibly laws punishing the poor multitudes and reward the rich minority? That’s against logic and common sense – it could never happen!
Every building smelled like skunk after the hippies left without a confrontation, although several of them had to be woken up and told quietly to leave the building, and they said sorry and asked if Steppenwolf had gotten back together and “which way to Woodstock”.
That’s what happens when Democratic Antifa hippies try to take over the government, people!
Not a single AR-15 among them! Makes a Jesus-fearing Second Amendment-kissing Patriot American sick to their stomachs! People are puking – thanks, hippies! (Do you got some more brownies? They’re good for nausea. Groovy, dude!)
