President Biden Is Suing China For All of The Spy Balloons They Have Launched Towards The US
WASHINGTON, D.C. (Satire News) - White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, who looks like a young Oprah Winfrey, stated that POTUS informed the World Court to sue Chinese President Xi Jinping, China, and the makers of the Spy Balloons for spyin…
Read full storyFlorida State Police Report That Trump Is STILL Grabbing Pussy
PALM BEACH, Florida - (Satire News) - Info guru Andy Cohen has stated that America's Pussy Grabber, (aka The Orange Whale), has been spotted by Florida state detectives cavorting with pussy cats. Trump was observed at a Motel 6 in downtown Palm Be…
Read full storyMelania Finally Reveals The REAL Reason Why She Left Donaldo (Trump)
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - After lots and lots of months, Melania Trump finally reveals the real reason why she left Donaldo. The estranged Mrs. Trump, who has been dating up a storm with an NBA super star with the L.A. Lakers told New News New…
Read full storyFox News Spreads its Disease to Foreign Devils
Fox News is spreading like a disease! Soon there will be Fox News affiliates all through China and Russia, delivering top-notch “journalism” to people on the other side of the world who know nothing about Rupert Murdoch! (Australia is located how…
Read full storyGetting Drunk on Rainbows
Who doesn’t LOVE rainbows?! Ask any LGBTQ … (uh, sorry if I forgot a letter of two, can we come up with a single word, instead of a string of letters, makes it easier, oh for the days of just “queer” and “butt pirates” and “fudge packers” and “ta…
Read full storyDonald Trump's Hair Explodes!
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - Donald Trump reportedly ignored warnings from his hair stylist that if he did not stop eating so many Big Macs, there was a strong possibility that his hair would explode. Well it has, as you can see from the…
Read full storyCollege Coeds Find a Way To Beat The High Price of Gasoline
BATON ROUGE, Louisiana - (Satire News) - Two college girls who have been friends since the second grade have found a unique way to beat the cost of rising gasoline prices. Chelsi Topeka, 19, and Ribby Payola, 20, purchased a metal food cart from o…
Read full storyBuilder Accused Of Finishing On Time
The small, leafy hamlet of Aspergers Velodrome was rocked this weekend, when a local builder finished a single-storey extension on time. Mary Butternut, who commissioned the work, was left reeling when she was unable to complain on Facebook about…
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