Kimberly Guilfoyle Confirms That Her Future Daddy-In-Law, Donald The Perv Has Been Placed On Suicide Watch
BROOKLYN, New York - (Spoof News) - The New York Sunshine Observer Newspaper reports that ToxicTrump has been put on suicide watch Reporter Carmine Calatino said that he caught a glimpse of the haggard looking, 34-count indicted asshole and said t…
Read full storyTom Brady And Reese Witherspoon Deny The Dating Rumors But...
TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Spoof) - Reports out of Tampa Bay are that the recently retired NFL QB Tom "Terrific" Brady has dumped his extremely sexy Buccaneers girlfriend, and is now dating actress Reese Witherspoon, who has appeared in such movies…
Read full storyKim Kardashian Says That Every Inch of Her Hot, Sexy, Delicious Body Belongs To Her New Boyfriend
HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof News) - Kim Kardashian recently had drinks with Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle. The two gals had a bunch of papaya Margaritas along with some Macho Nachos at The Drunk Duck Lounge in West Hollywood. Chippy ask…
Read full storyWho Knew Donald Trump Had Such A Tiny Baby Mouth?
Watching Donald Trump sitting at the defendant's table, braced by his team of lawyers, with his mouth shut, the camera focused on his glum face. The eyes were their usual reptilian expressionless self, but his mouth, though shut for the first time, a…
Read full storyThe White House Has Officially Placed 100% of The Blame For The Afghanistan Mess On The Trumpturd
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Spoof News) - Well in the "It's About Damn Time" department, the White House has officially and finally placed all of the blame for the Afghanistan mess on none other than the Orange Perverted Golfer, Donald J.E. Trump. The Sup…
Read full storyFederal Police In Mexico Capture a Gang That Was Poaching Fighting Bulls
MEXICALI, Mexico - (Spoof News) - Mexico's El Ole News Agency reports that federal agents have captured a gang of Sinaloan rustlers. The trio of former maracas factory workers were caught red handed on the fighting bull ranch of Panchito Juanito C…
Read full storyEgypt Vows To Catch The Sahara Desert Sand Thieves
CAIRO, Egypt - (Spoof News) - President Abdel Fattah el-Sisi of the desert country of Egypt, has made it known that the Egyptian Military is in the process of ascertaining exactly who has been boldly stealing sand from the Sahara Desert. El Sisi s…
Read full storyChina Is Facing A Chopstick Shortage
HONG KONG, China - (Spoof News) - The Republic of China has just informed her people that there is a tremendous shortage of chopsticks. President Xi Jinping has advised the citizens to please not throw away the chopsticks when you use them and in…
Read full storyStormy Daniels Is Selling Creme Eggs
Celebrity News: Once upon a time, Creme Eggs only appeared in shops at Easter. Stormy Daniels just brought them up to a new level- "Bam!!!" A witty entrepreneur Daniels marketed the eggs under her famous name and called them Délicieuse Me'. No…
Read full storyJesus Invites Celebrities to Dine With Him
Celebrity News: Mariah Longcock, Sandra Bullcack, and Betty Dillweed are invited to dine with Jesus at his Hollywood mansion. Jesus purchased the mansion with money he stole from the Catholic Church. Saint Peter, is the Butler at the mansion an…
Read full storyResearch Studies Show That Most Professional Female Rodeo Barrel Racers Wear Jock Straps Underneath Their Jeans
CHEYENNE, Wyoming - (Sports News) - The American Research Group reports that a recent study shows that a vast majority of professional female rodeo barrel racers wear athletic supporters (jock straps) underneath their tight-fitting Cowgal Brand blue…
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