The Proof Is In The Orange Pudding - Donald Trump Is a Low-Life, Bottom-Dwelling Treasonous Thief Who Put Every American In Extreme Danger
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - When it comes to fucked up assholes who do not give a shit about no one but their own low-life, scum-sucking selves, no one, NO ONE fits the bill more than Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump. The ass wipe is even more…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth and Prince Charles Spotted At a Camel Toe Music Concert
LONDON - (Satire News) - One of England's top heavy metal bands, Camel Toe, had two very special individuals in the audience at their recent sold out concert at Wembley Stadium. Queen Elizabeth and her son Prince Charles, the Prince of Wales, sat…
Read full storyPresident Biden's Blood Red Speech
Mississippi has contaminated drinking water in Jackson. Similar to the poisoned drinking water in Flint, Michigan. An ex-resident of the White House has absconded with top secret government documents, some of which are still missing. The most signifi…
Read full storyZucker’s Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
If only the world could be re-created so that people liked it better. The world as it stands now sucks. But there are a couple of problems to face. One: there is no such thing as a time machine. Two: whoever re-creates the world will do so, lik…
Read full storyU.S. Must Now Kow-Tow To Red China's Chinatown Demand
Mainland China has demanded that Americans not enter San Francisco's Chinatown as they have claimed that it is politically a part of China. A spokesman for the government of Xi Jinping has warned that because it is populated with people of Chinese de…
Read full storyFour Way Stop Signs Wreck Havoc At Trump Rally
Attendees at a Trump Rally were delayed for hours as a nearby intersection controlled by a four way stop led to confusion for those entering resulting in dozens of collisions, injuries and arrests. Local police were called multiple times to the co…
Read full storyDolly Parton Writes Song About How She Used to Be Poor Before She Was a Billionaire
Dolly Parton may be a successful country singer, successful and megarich, but she hasn’t forgotten her childhood in the Smoky Mountains of Tennessee. That’s the message she wants to convey in her music. Dolly explained a little bit about how her…
Read full storyFlordia Governor De Santis to Ban all Books about the Civil War - 'They Mention Slavery'
Gov, de Santis in his Dictatorial way of ruling Florida - is going to ban all books about the Civil war from Florida Schools. "It is still controversial on who won the War - and they invariably bring in Slavery of Blacks as a main reason for the…
Read full storyGreg Wallace and Gromit - The Wrong Type of Cheese
Loud-mouthed Television bod Greg Wallace, and the equally outspoken Plasticine Dog Gromit are all set for a brand new adventure - The Wrong Cheese. Following the worldwide success of Paddington Bear, the Wallace and Gromit franchise is set for a m…
Read full storyThe CIA Now Says That Donald Trump Could Be Sentenced to 69 Years In Prison
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The FBI has just stated that with all of the illegal shit that Old Shitface (aka Trump) pulled, he could very easily end up being sentenced to 69 years in prison. An unnamed FBI agent said that just the treasonou…
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