King Charles III, Gives Queen Elizabeth's Favorite Tea Maker The Keurig 7000 To One of His Daughter's-in-Law
LONDON - (UK Satire) - According to Buckingham Palace, King Charles III, has been named the executor of Queen Elizabeth's estate. Piers Morgan, who was perhaps her majesty's best friend, noted that on many occasions he and the queen would talk abo…
Read full storyKing Charles III, Receives Congratulatory, Phone Calls, and Instagrams From Every One of The World's 196 Countries Except For One - Guess Which One?
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Nigel Foote, who is the spokesperson for Buckingham Palace, has just informed the UK people that the newly-crowned King Charles III, received congratulatory comments from 195 of the world's 196 countries. Foote noted that th…
Read full storyVideo Emerges Of Daniel Andrews Torturing A Newborn Baby: Approval Rating Barely Moves
MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA: Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews has suffered a slight drop in his approval rating from 62.1% to 61.9% after a video appeared on TikTok showing him torturing and killing a baby with a large hunting knife. The video, which appear…
Read full storyInstagram Cat Picture only has two likes
Although a cute photo of 11-year-old Snootles McGee has been up on the internet for two minutes, so far it only has only two likes. The dapper cat (you didn't think Snootles was a child did you?) is posing in his owner's bow tie, but still only tw…
Read full storyHoopty Dreams - in Cars
We are not laughing with you, sir. We gaze at you with mock awe. Your Honda with the oversized muffler and “spoiler” looks and sounds like a septuagenarian musician who “almost made it”. OR, or you are laughing at yourself, which is a quality I c…
Read full storyThe Warden At Sing Sing Prison Says That He Will Be Glad To Accomodate The Adult Members of The Law-Breaking Trump Family
OSSINING, New York - (Satire News) - The Watchdog News Agency has just learned that the warden of Sing Sing Prison, has informed Donald Trump that he will be glad to make arrangements to accomodate Mr. Trump and his three adult children, Donald Jr. (…
Read full storyNot Getting Mad Makes Me Mad!
I haven't been mad in four days and it is really making me angry! I can usually rile up some rage before I leave the house, but it just isn't happening. The electric bill seems reasonable, the parking ticket was my fault, and I knew I should not…
Read full story10 Downing Street Announces That The British Destroyer "The HMS Toot Sweet" Is Headed To The Black Sea To Aid The Ukraine
LONDON - (UK Satire) - True Dat News reporter Reggie Rickenracker said he talked to a spokesperson for 10 Downing Street and he was told that PM Truss will be sending the English destroyer, "The HMS Toot Sweet" to the Ukraine to engage Putin's naval…
Read full storyElizabeth Hurley Says She Caught Seatoxalino From Swimming Naked In The Mediterranean Sea
PACHINO, Italy - (Satire News) - An embarrassed Liz Hurley has revealed how she managed to catch a case of the dreaded vaginal infection, Seatoxalino. She told Petula Tart, a reporter the UK's Ta Ta For Now News, that she and her son, Damian were…
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