Not Getting Mad Makes Me Mad!

Funny story written by C. L. Williams

Tuesday, 27 September 2022

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Everything's just so....so...fine.

I haven't been mad in four days and it is really making me angry!

I can usually rile up some rage before I leave the house, but it just isn't happening. The electric bill seems reasonable, the parking ticket was my fault, and I knew I should not have used that torn baggy to pick up after Buffles.

The weatherman was right about the chance of rain, the train was 42 seconds early, the line at the coffee shop proceeded nicely, and they added four more seconds to the walk light in front of my building.

Why are my days becoming unbearably pleasant? I'm getting upset because nothing is upsetting me! My bilious persona is dying on the vine and it is making me furious!

Have a good day... (damnit!)

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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