Amerika Über Alles
The suede denim secret police are coming. Militias throughout America are preparing – or “prepping”, as they like to say, (short form is way cooler than the whole world, that's how you know you're not unedamacated) – for a coming war. Will there…
Read full storyGoddamn the Pusher Man
Why can’t I git me no crack? Or heroin? How about opium, the thing the saved the British Empire from extreme debt from over-expanding its empire. Get the Chinese hooked on a drug, take over Shanghai and other parts of the foreign country, and you’ve…
Read full storyThe Prophet Known as Boney M
A couple years ago I tried to bring back disco. It is time. Get out those old dancing shoes and glitter them – glitter everything! I was listening to my old Boney M album, and then their famous song came on. And O MY FRICKIN GOD! A revelation h…
Read full storyThe Nation's Number One Gorgeously Sexy Porn Star Tells Donald Trump To Go Fuck Himself
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Pretzel Garibaldi has become the number one porn star in America. And the stunningly sexy, and gorgeously beautiful actress just keeps on getting more and more popular, and not just with the viewing porn public, whi…
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Hands up, baby, hands up … you know that song. Good when on a tropical vacation, but Trump’s supporters are really getting into their vacation mode. From one finger raised, to all four, fingers held tightly together, arm slanted at a forty-five degre…
Read full storyAlex Jones With Infor Wars Keeps Getting Stupider, More Ignorant, and More Racist By The Day
NEW YORK CITY - Alex Betty Jones, the male man who is getting very damn close to replacing Donald Trump as the most hated male in America, keeps on spewing his hate-filled, angry, baseless rhetoric. His latest unfounded rambling is that he believe…
Read full storyFox News to Become an Educational and Cultural TV Network - do Real Journalism
Rupert Murdock on watching the funeral of Queens Elizabeth and hearing all the talk of her life of Service to the A British people - had a conversion experience. He looked at what he had achieved and said - "I could have done better". He immedia…
Read full story89% of GOP Female Voters In Alabama Still Say That They'd Let Trump Grab 'em By The Pussy
MOBILE, Alabama - (Satire News) - The Cotton Ball State of Alabama, voted overwhelmingly for Trump in the 2020, landslide election, which was won quite easily (and legally) by Joe Biden. There is no doubt in any intelligent person's mind that "Mos…
Read full storyThe World's Smallest Navy
ZAGREB, Croatia - (World Satire) - The Republic of Croatia has the smallest navy in the entire world. The president of Croatia is Zoran Milanovic, who once dated Dame Judi Dench of the United Kingdom. The population of the country is 3,804,191…
Read full storyIncompetent Proctologist Gets The Arse
Proctologist Dr Stephen Thursday was this week fired from his job at Birmingham clinic Rumps-R-Us due to an extensive record of gross incompetence. Dr Thursday’s mistakes have made him the butt of his colleagues’ jokes for years, but he now finds…
Read full storyBig Ten Cancels UCLA invite: Bruins Join Confederate League
Westwood Village, CA. Woof Blister with an SOS for Spoof On Sports. Following UCLA's narrow last second win over South Alabama, despite being favored by 15 points, the Big Ten cancelled its earlier invitation requesting that the Bruins leave the…
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