Greed and Horniness Genes are Destroying the Earth
Biotechnology scientists have discovered that the behavior of Greed and Horniness (lust) are caused by sub-Genes of the master Gene regulating the survival of the Human race. Greed and Horniness are survival traits. All behavior is created direc…
Read full storyWho Got Laid in Outer Space? (At The International Space Station)
We know of the 'Mile High Club" on Earth - where couples at 30, 000 feet or higher - on an airplane - go in the rest room and have stimulating fun. (When they could have been watching a good movie). Apparently, hundreds, possibly thousands of…
Read full storyBritish Bombers Destroy A Russian Munitions Factory Just Outside of Moscow
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The BBC is reporting that three British bombers flew deep into Russia and totally destroyed The Nikita Krushchev Munitons Plant, located just 8 miles outside of Moscow. The commander of the bomber squad, Colonel Wilmington R…
Read full storySupplies of Political Charisma at an old time high
Political Charisma hasn't been used for years, and supplies of it are now at an all-time high, say pundits. The lack of Charisma in Keir Starmer, Liz Truss and that bloke from The Liberal Democrats is in direct contrast to Boris Johnson's. Repo…
Read full storyThe UK's Prime Minister Liz Truss Is Considering Piers Morgan To Be One Of Her Advisors
LONDON - (UK Satire) - PM Liz Truss stated that she loves the working relationship that her majesty the queen had with British information guru, Piers Morgan. Truss stated that she did have one conversation with Queen Elizabeth, in which she menti…
Read full storyThe FBI Is Now Stating That In "The Raid" They Also Found a Very, Very Intimate X-Rated Love Letter To Trump From Hope Hicks
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The FBI is still in the tedious process of going through thousands and thousands of items that were confiscated from Trump's Mar-a-Lago Manison, during "The Raid." One of the very interesting items is an extremel…
Read full storyHurricane Ian Uncovered a Sunken Spanish Galleon With Over $7 Million In Gold Ingots
MIAMI - (Satire News) - Cloud 9 News Agency reporter Lexi Aspen has just broken the story that category 5, Hurricane Ian uncovered a sunken Spanish galleon that was transporting over $7 million in gold ingots from America back to Spain in 1669. Th…
Read full storyTrump Sues CNN for $474 Million And .62 Cents
Well, he has to pay for his second-string lawyers with something. But the joke is: He’s suing for defamation? Is this from the same guy who said he could shoot someone on 5th Avenue and get away with it? Or said he wouldn’t assault the accuser becaus…
Read full storyDeath of the Karen
The hairstyle known as “The Karen” has finally been put to rest. Peace may now flow over the face of the earth. All hair salons throughout the world have immediately imposed a total ban on the, some would say, demonic hair. Ms. Imelda Applebaum of…
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