Meghan Markle Plans To Donate The Entire Collection of Hats That Queen Elizabeth Bequeathed To Her
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Andy Cohen has just reported that Meghan Markle is considering donating the entire 4,738 hats that her grandmother-in-law Queen Elizabeth, left her to the Smithsonian Institute. Em-Em, as her hubby Prince Harry calls…
Read full storyMary Poppins will only be on TV 37 times this Christmas
Contrary to the usual practice, the 5 million TV Channels will only show Mary Poppins 37 times this Christmas and have said that It's A Wonderful Life, Gremlins, Die Hard and Elf will only be 39 times each, as opposed to the 14,000 times they are sho…
Read full storyThe UK's Hip Hop Band "Bros 2 Blokes" Has The Number One Song In Great Britain
LONDON - (Music Satire) - The Royal Fog Research Group has just reported that the UK rap band "Bros 2 Blokes" have just hit the top of the music charts in England. The band which hails from Liverpool is made up of three black brothers, Isaac, Lero…
Read full storyMan who likes public humiliation still not satisfied
Political whipping boy Matt Hancock, you know him. Yes, you do. Balding. ineffective conservative minister? No, well you would know him if you saw him, anyway, not having had enough ritual humiliation, he has decided that he would like some more.
Read full storyWeight Watchers Tells Ginni Thomas That She's Way Too Fat For Them
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Reports are that Ginni Thomas contacted Weight Watchers about being one of their spokespersons, but they let her know in no uncertain terms that they are not interested in her at all. When she asked why, she was tol…
Read full storyEngland's 707th Queen's Elite Infantry Regiment Sustains Heavy Losses At The Battle of Izyum
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden has just been informed by King Charles III, that one of his most beloved army regiments has sustained heavy losses at The Battle of Izyum. POTUS said that he was told that the fighting was so inte…
Read full storyDivorce City: Tom Brady Is Worth $250 Million - Gisele Bundchen Brady Is Worth $400 Million (WTF?)
TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Satire) - Well it looks like both sides (Tommy's & Gissy's) have figured out who gets what, or who doesn't get what, in one of the richest divorces in the history of rich divorces (e.g. Bill & Melinda Gates, Jeff…
Read full storyWhataburger Is The Favorite Hamburger of The Houston Astros
SAN ANTONIO, Texas - (Sports Satire) - The Whataburger fast food franchise, has just announced that it is the favorite burger of the Houston Astros baseball team. A Whataburger spokesperson said that Astros manager Dusty Baker said that the only f…
Read full storyThe 19th Liverpool Heavy Tank Artillery Regiment Is Defeated at The Battle of The Poltava Valley
THE POLTAVA VALLEY, Ukraine - (Satire News) - One of Britain's best heavy tank regiments was soundly defeated at The Battle of The Poltava Valley. The 19th Liverpool Heavy Tank Artillery Regiment, commanded by Field Marshal Didlow Millquit, 75, wa…
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