Ivanka Trump Reveals A Very Personal Fact About The Sports Tattoo On Her Ass
MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - Alpha Beta News Agency reporter Mimosa Sabrosa has just broken the story regarding an intimate sports tattoo that Ivanka Trump has recently had removed from her body. Miss Sabrosa said that Ivanka told her that she had…
Read full storyWimpy Restaurants Introduce Their Brand New Touchdown Burger
BLOOMINGTON, Indiana - (Satire News) The restaurant chain that was founded back in 1934, but has been quietly idlying in the slow fast food lane, has just announced that it is joining the burger battle. Daris "Pickles" Rapparight, a spokesperson f…
Read full storyA Cincinnati Woman's Vagina Is So Big, She Says She Can Store Two Pounds of Peanuts In It
CINCINNATI - (Satire News) - The Chicago Daily Wind Newspaper has just put out an article showcasing a barmaid in Cincinnati who has a vagina (beaver) that is so damn big that she could easily store two pounds of peanuts in her pussy; if, of course,…
Read full storyDolly Parton's Wigs to go to the Dollywood Museum Next to the Smithsonian
"I have some Pull with Joe Biden - helped to get him elected - so getting the land next to the Smithsonian for my museum was a cinch," Dolly said. "I am a National Institution, right up there with Uncle Sam. I have done TV - best selling movies -…
Read full storyThe Reason Why England's Queen Elizabeth Left $7 Million To The City of Austin, Texas
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - Tabloid Today writer Papaya Bamboo, has just broken the story that the late Queen Elizabeth bequeathed $7 million to the city of Austin. Miss Bamboo set out to find out why an English monarch had left such a huge am…
Read full storyAll Future World Soccer Events to be Held in Bloody Dictatorships
"Basically, it is a business decision” - said an unnamed soccer executive - with his shaved bald head, and in his $900 business suit. The truth is, bloody Dictatorships in the Middle East - and Russia and China will just pay more money. (They hav…
Read full storyBasil Blathering - Beware Free Cute Cat Videos Mailed to You - Some are Pornographic
I obtained DVD films for the Olde Church's Thursday Cinema Night. I recently received a free video from Tricky Fun Videos of Las Vegas, Nevada - 'Fritz the Cat' - by Ralph Bakshi. Just the thing for Xmas - I thought. The Ladies love the cute…
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