Republicans Angry over Political Losses are Thinking - 'Dump the Trump' - But Have Created a Frankenstein
“Trump will never go away - Trump will politically never die.” So says Basil Blathering, U.S. correspondent for the Old Church News. He has created a vast army of Republican Zombies. They should change their name to the Republican Zombie P…
Read full storyMelania Trump Plans To Amaze Boyfriend LeBron James With a Very Sexy Surprise
WEST HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The soon-to-be-ex-wife of the US tax evader, Donald Trump, informed Wild Whispers reporter Margarita Mixx, that she is planning to surprise her NBA beau, LeBron James with a very sexy, intimate tattoo. Melly told…
Read full storyBrooklyn Mafia Boss Salvatore Goombalini Says He Has Had His Fill of Nazi-Lover Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - New York City's top mafia boss, Salvatore Goombalini, has let all of his "Associates" know that he has had his fill of the Nazi-loving, pussy-grabbing orange bastard (aka Donald J. Erasmus Trump). Goombalini, who is the…
Read full storyBritain's 707th Regiment Defeated At The Battle of Konotop
KONOTOP, Ukraine - (Satire News) - British reporter Tango Brisket with The Twickenham Times-Telegram reports that England's 707th Queen's Elite Infantry Regiment showed itself as being not very elite. Brisket who is embedded with the famed regimen…
Read full storyTrump's Number One Supporter Arrested For Molesting a Beaver
LAKE SHIT, Alabama - (Satire News) - Alabama state troopers have just released an arrest report that shows one Cordell "Butch" Moonshine, 34, of nearby Cotton Britches, Alabama, being arrested at 3:15 am at The Confederate General Stonewall Jackson P…
Read full storyQueen Consort Camilla Parker Bowles Is Being Touted To Be The United Kingdom's Next Prime Minister
MANCHESTER - (Satire News) - The Manchester Morning Manc Newspaper is reporting that Queen Consort Camilla Parker Bowles is being considered to be the United Kingdom's next prime minister. MMM reporter Cutter Shiloh, informed the public that King…
Read full storyLadies - The Ultimate Fashionable Exercise of the Moment: Bicycling - Great for Bosom and Buttocks
This is Fanny Farmer again - your You Tube 'Fashionista'. So many of you wrote in about my imposing Behind. No - I didn't go to Brazil to get a' butt lift'. I attribute it to Bicycling every day. Loving pasta might also have something to do with…
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