"Chiquito" The Unbelievably Amazing Bowling Chihuahua Bowls a 103
POUGHKEEPSIE, New York - (Satire News) - In what Tittle Tattle Tonight is calling the story of the year, a tiny Chihuahua dog, named "Chiquito" has just made world wide news, in the wide, wide world of news. The 2¼ pound doggy was recently taken…
Read full storyTed Cruz Caught Sitting On Gov. Greg Abbott's Lap On The Ugly Douche Bag's Wheel Chair
HOUSTON - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News is reporting that two of the most hated, evil, SOBs in the entire state of Texas were caught in a compromising position at a well-known gayistic park in "Space City." BBN reporter Hacienda Fiddle, said she…
Read full storyA Devastating 6.9 Earthquake Hits Lake Michigan - Within Minutes 69 Million Gallons of Lake Water Disappear
KALAMAZOO, Michigan - (Satire News) - Kalamazoo's Channel 77 weather wizard, has stated that a 6.9 earthquake has hit the Lake Michigan area. The devastating earthquake hit with such intensity that lots of nesting birds had all of their feathers b…
Read full storyThe Majority of Republicans Want Trump To Be Censured From Ever Speaking In Public Again
PHOENIX, Arizona - (Satire News) - The Wild Whispers News Agency reports that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has become fatter, uglier, and more delusional than ever before. WW writer Margarita Mixx spoke with several staunch Trump supporters and s…
Read full storyThe Pope Paints a Masterpiece
Vatican News — Curious wonders await in the private bedroom of the Pope. When the Pope invites his most trusted friends and cardinals to see a ceiling fresco he just completed in his bedroom, the only answer is yes. When he explains it’s a 17…
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