Ted Cruz Caught Sitting On Gov. Greg Abbott's Lap On The Ugly Douche Bag's Wheel Chair

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 25 May 2022

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"Ted Cruz looks like a limp dick with ears!" -MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE

HOUSTON - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News is reporting that two of the most hated, evil, SOBs in the entire state of Texas were caught in a compromising position at a well-known gayistic park in "Space City."

BBN reporter Hacienda Fiddle, said she got it from an inside source that Ted "The Evil Fruitcake" Cruz and Gov. Greg "The Evil Asshole" Abbott were seen at Houston's Sidesaddle Park, and Cruz was sitting on Abbott's lap as the two chatted on their cell phones like a couple of high school cheerleaders.

Miss Fiddle said that she had heard that the two gaysters were very close, but she had no idea that they could both fit on Greg The Swamp Creature's 2019 state-bought wheel chair.

A passerby reported that the two were overheard singing Helen Reddy's 70s song "I Am Woman."

SIDENOTE: Many of the Lone Star state's Republicans, who are homophobic homophobes, say that's the last straw, and movements are in place to have both ass wipes removed from office and possibly exiled to Alabama.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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