The Envinerating Poetry Of Donald Trump
Trump Poetry- I must say myself my poetry is fine, in fact is is on the order of divine! It is muchly richer than fine wine, or any diamond that you could mine. So please read these words of mine, savoring each and every line. And when fini…
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