CONEY ISLAND, New York - (Satire News) - A TikTok swimming party on ritzy Coney Island turned from being a fun-as-hell event into being complete chaotic chaos-from-hell!
BuzzFuzz reports that the TikTok organizers, the eroticially sexy Fellatini twins Marsha and Parsha, invited 200 people to the happy event; and over 450 showed up including six members of The Nazi Alliance Federation (NAF).
Taffeta Kixx, with BuzzFuzz noted that when the drunken Nazi's arrived they began hassling some of the skimpy bikini clad babes, and saying things like "Can I suck your thighs," "I love your outie," and "If you let me kiss your tramp stamp, I'll let you fondle my Wienerschnitzel (prick)."
Needless to say that highly irritated, upset, and got all the hot, sexy, beautifully-tanned chicks madder than a hen house rooster with a limp pecker.
One of the organizers of the TikTok swimming party (Parsha), actually took out her used tampon and threw it at Hans, one of the fucked up Nazi's assholes.
The police were called and when they arrived they ended up having to pepper spray all six Nazi creepolas.
SIDENOTE: The Coney Island Police Dept. stated that five of the Nazi party crashers were in the US illegally, and they will soon be departed back to Germany. The sixth Nazi is a citizen and he will be placed in house arrest in his home in Hackensack N.J. for 8 weeks.
