A Major Brewing Company Is Now Selling Viagra-Flavored Beer
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – The Empire Castle Brewing Company has just introduced a brand new beer. A corporate spokesperson said that the new beer was 11 months in the developmental stages. The brewery took their signature beer, Empire Castle a…
Read full storyBillie Eilish Records New Anti-Porn Song
Young singer Billie Eilish revealed that her brain was “destroyed” by pornography by the time she reached fourteen years of age. Speaking on the Howard Stern show, the pop star said she began watching sex videos when she was eleven and quickly became…
Read full storyThree Female Members of The Polar Bear Club Were Hoping That The Frigid Waters Would Shrink Their Bodies
PILGRIM MUSKET, Massachusetts – (Satire News) – One of the most unusual clubs anywhere in the nation is the East Coast Polar Bear Club. These folks will put on their summer swimsuits and bikinis in the middle of winter and then proceed to jump int…
Read full storyPutin Wows In Blue Suit And Purple Tie Combo
It was his big moment on the world stage; with the eyes on the planet on him so it comes as no surprise that Vladimir Putin had to shine. The Russian President, 69, showcased his stunning physique in the Siberian-made bold outfit, which was acco…
Read full storyThe Stunningly Sexy 2nd Grade Teacher From Louisiana Is Dating Rob Gronkowski of The Tampa Bay Buccaneers
LAKE CHARLES, Louisiana – (Sports Satire) – Sports Bet Gazette has just broken the story that the 2nd grade teacher from Lake Charles, who was recently voted as having “The Most Beautiful Puss In Louisiana," is dating Tampa Bay Buccaneers tight end R…
Read full storyMass Walkout During Paralympics Unlikely - Says Doctor
A threatened walkout by Paralympians after Athletes from Russia and Belarus were allowed to compete as neutrals at the 2022 Winter Paralympics in Beijing following the invasion of Ukraine is highly unlikely claims a leading spinal surgeon. The In…
Read full storyLinda Ronstadt’s Twin Daughters Are Following In Their Mother’s Footsteps
RATTLESNAKE BELLY, Arizona – (Satire News) – One of the greatest female singers of all-time was Linda Ronstadt. She had lots and lots of hits in the late 60’s, 70’s and into the 80’s. Ronstadt sang all kinds of genre music from rock to country, fo…
Read full storyA Man’s Co-Workers Are Getting Fed Up With His Weird-As-Shit Fetish
TERRE HAUTE, Indiana – (Satire News) – The advertising firm of Baconbock & Rosegunn, has informed employee Bernard Starsinger that lots of his fellow employees are fed up with his strange astronaut helmet fetish. They say that the helmet is ve…
Read full storyA Pregnant Woman Claims That Beer and Not Milk Is Coming Out of Her Breasts
AUSTIN, Texas – (Satire News) – The BuzzFuzz News Agency has just broken the story that a 29-year-old waitress, who works at The Barbed Wire Barbecue Bar & Grill has an amazing pair of breasts. BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx spoke with Terri T…
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