Putin Calls For Cacklemania Ceasefire
BILLINGSGATE POST: Haunted by the incessant cackle of Kamala Harris as she visits Poland and Romania, Vladimir Putin admits that his troops have become disoriented by the Ukraine loudspeakers that never stop blasting away the sounds of Kamala’s laug…
Read full storyThe Phoenix Suns Are Kicking Every Other NBA Team's Collective Asses!
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - Word from the office of NBA Commissioner Ron Silver say that the Phoenix Suns are playing the best ball in the entire NBA. Their record, as of press time, was an astounding 53-13. Sun's coach Earl "The Pearl" Wats…
Read full storyPutin Is Livid At The Mass Exocus of US Companies From Russia
MOSCOW - (World Satire) - The Kremlin Voice has just announced that dozens of American companies and fast food chains are abandoning Vlady The Prick's beloved Russia. A spokesperson for the McDonalds franchise chain told the KV that they will be c…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Was Kidnapped - But The Kidnappers Let Her Damn Ass Go After 10 Minutes!
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Information guru Andy Cohen has just revealed that a group of Taliban terrorists actually kidnapped Cong. Marjorie Taylor Green from a local Jack-in-the-Box. Their intention was to demand $1.8 million from the US…
Read full storyThe Reason Why "The Batman" Was Banned In Russia
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily has just revealed why the highly sucessful "The Batman" movie was banned in Russia. Reporter Huckleberry Citrus, said that he spoke with an old high school friend who now lives in Moscow, and he told him tha…
Read full storyDonald Trump Gets Bit On His Fat Ass By a Skunk
ROTTEN PEACHES, Georgia - (Sports Satire) - Reporter Kitty Segovia with the iNews News Agency broke the story that Old Donald J. Trump got bit by a skunk as he was playing golf. An eyewitness told Miss Segovia that DJT had just stepped onto the gr…
Read full storyJennifer Lopez Addresses The Rumor That She Had An Affair With Putin When She Was Married to Cris Judd
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - J.Lo told a reporter with Boom Boom News that she is tired of hearing the on-going rumor about her having an affair with President Putin. She told Boom Boom's Hacienda Fiddle that she was 100% faithful to Cris, even…
Read full storyAaron Rodgers Tells Ex-Girlfriend Danica Patrick To Stop Texting Him
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - (Satire News) - Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers reportedly told his ex-NASCAR driver girlfriend, Danica Patrick, to please not send him anymore texts. According to Sporting Chance Magazine's Hercules Confetti, th…
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