Putin: Grow Up
Gee whizz, fellow, grow up. Don't blame the United States because you marched onto the Ukraine border with tanks, troops, and missiles, and then the whole world took notice. The world as a whole remember's what you did in Crimea. Same march, incursio…
Read full storyA Female Dentist In Portsmouth Has Just Broken The United Kingdom Record By Achieving 26 Orgasms in 41 Seconds
PORTSMOUTH, England – (Satire News) – A Portsmouth dentist has just set a new sexual record. Dr. Olivia V. Buckingwood, 41, has just set the UK record by achieving 26 orgasms in 41 seconds. The record was set at the Annual Orgasm Competition, w…
Read full storyA Woman In Liverpool, England Alleges That She Is Involved In A Menage-a-Trois With Simon Cowell and Piers Morgan
LIVERPOOL, England – (UK Satire) – True Dat News Agency writer Reggie Rickenbacker, is alleging that a Liverpool pole dancer is believed to be involved in a threesome with two of Great Britain’s most famous personalities, Simon Cowell and Piers Morga…
Read full storyTrump Begs Fox News To Please Keep Showing His Campaign Rallies – Fox Says No, Adding That He’s Just a “Has Been”
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The network that once thought that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, was the greatest leader since Adolf Hitler has changed their effing tune. And the two Foxers that are leading the charge are none other than Trump’s…
Read full storyWeather Experts Predict a Wayward Tsunami Will Hit Boston In May, 2022
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The nation’s top weather experts are predicting that one of the biggest tsunamis in the history of the Eastern Atlantic coast will hit Boston as a category 5 tsunami. The mayor of Boston, Kim Janey, issued a directi…
Read full storyA Gynecologist in Indiana Reports That One of His Patients Has 14 Ovaries
MUNCIE, Indiana – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind newspaper has just noted that a resident of Muncie, Indiana has been found to have 14 ovaries. Gynecologist Dr. Simon S. Sezsenwax, a native of Helsinki, Finland, has informed the American S…
Read full storyI sexually harassed myself in the workplace says quarantined home-worker
A 47-year-old man from Whitechapel in East London has told a local newspaper that he made lewd remarks and carried out a number of unwanted sexual advances towards himself while working from home under lockdown Toby Dell, a graphics designer from…
Read full storyMan Who Claims To Be A Dog Demands Alpo Every Day
A Canine, Minnesota man has claimed to be a dog in a man’s body. 52, year old Elmer Ruff, who is a dog trainer has refused to eat anything except for Alpo that is served in a dog bowl. When asked when he first realized that he was a dog Elmer rep…
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