Bob Baffert's Racehorse "Tit For Tat" Wins Her First Race

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 5 December 2022

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Baffert bought "Tit For Tat" for $610 from an atheist in Alabama.

LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - (Sports Satire) - The world's greatest racehorse trainer, Bob "The Horse Whisperer" Baffert has just had his latest horse capture the very first race she entered.

The mare named "Tit For Tat," easily won The Little Rock Futurity Derby by a distance of 14 lengths.

Baffert told Lottie Bungaloo with The United Americana News Agency that "Titty" as he calls the 2-year-old did not even break out in a sweat.

He noted that she is one of the coolest racehorses that he has ever trained, including "Lilting Lady" who loved to be fed peanut M&Ms before each race.

SIDENOTE: "Tit For Tat" was ridden by 4-foot-8-inch rookie jockey Shin Shin Sheen, who hails from Shanghai, China, and is married to American pro wrestler "Volcano Vilma" who stands 6-foot-6, and weighs 319 pounds.

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