Original Endings to Famous Films: Jaws
The difference between a happy ending an a depressing one can often mean millions of dollars. For instance, Jaws. Audiences still cheer when Roy Scheider blows up the shark at the end. How differently it would have played if the studio had allow…
Read full storyNothing but the lake – Loch Ness
SCOTLAND – (Satire News) – The reason why Scottish independence is being pushed for is much simpler than one might think. Why this is so, one may ask. Here we tell you the secret about it. The reason is a large clean lake in Scotland. It is commo…
Read full storyThe Louisiana Teacher Who Has The Prettiest Pussy In The State Has Just Been Hired By Victoria's Secret
NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana - (Satire News) - The Veni Vidi Vici News Agency has just announced that the Louisiana 2nd grade teacher who was voted "The Teacher With The Prettiest Pussy" has resigned her teaching position. Writer Lexus Jo Dix spoke with…
Read full storyAlan will still be Alan
Although it will soon be 2023, Alan Jones a 43-year-old man about town with seven new resolutions will still be Alan at the end of the year. Writing on his blog Alan listed his seven resolutions: 'During 2023 I will 1) Meet a good woman who…
Read full storyDonald Trump Has Been Arrested
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The man who was impeached twice and who got his orange ass kicked royally by President Joe Biden has been taken into custody. iNews reporter Kitty Segovia reports that NYPD officers took the Nazi-lover into custody…
Read full storyClimate Fact - Belching Cows Biggest Source of Methane on Ever Hotter Earth
A recent article mentioned belching Cows as Producing huge amounts of Methane. A quick Giggle Search mentions that there are 2 billion Cows on the planet - Belching night and day. They have two stomachs and grass is hard to digest. Then there is the…
Read full storyDollar Tree Is Changing Its Name
CHESAPEAKE, Virginia - (Satire News) - Dollar Tree is an American discount variety store. It operates 16,213 stores throughout the nation. Metro News Service writer Joaquin Cerveza, stated that the store that sells most of its items for $1.25,incl…
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