A Famous World Cup Announcer Arrested For Cussing On The Air
QATAR - (World Cup Satire) - Global Source News Agency writer Topeka Joplin, who is covering the World Cup Finals, has broken the story that one of the top soccer sports announcers in the world has been arrested for cussing on a live mic. The anno…
Read full storyThe Los Angeles Galaxy Defeats The Manchester United Red Devils
LOS ANGELES - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti covered the soccer game between the Galaxy of L.A and the Red Devils of Manchester. She said that right away the team from Cali scored a goal after the Man U goalie tripped on his…
Read full storyTilly the Traveler - New Way to Take Pets on Vacation - Just Stuff them in the Luggage
Air Travelers have discovered a new cheap way to take pets on vacation - as mentioned by CNN online - just stuff them in the luggage. (You might want to give them Doggie or Cat sleeping pills first though.) Just stuff them in the bag - and th…
Read full storyThe Heavy Metal Band The Multiple Orgasms Releases Their First Album and It Shoots All The Way To #1
NEW YORK CITY - (Music Satire) - Writer Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine has just stated that the new heavy metal band from Sweden, Multiple Orgasms has just released their first album and within 36 hours it goes all the way to the top of…
Read full storyUS Drug Agents at Laredo Find $3.6 Billion In Cocaine Hidden In Christmas Ornaments
LAREDO, Texas - (Satire News) - United States Drug Enforcement Administration Agents stationed in Laredo, are reporting one of the biggest cocaine seizures in recent history. DEA spokesperson Grover P. Zander, 42, said that the 4,000 pounds of ref…
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