An Iowa Farmer Says He Has A Piglet That Can Sing In Three Languages
CORNBREAD, Iowa - (Satire News) - Channel 88, Eye-Witnesser News interviewed a local pig farmer, who has a very amazing baby pig (piglet). Wesley P. Wineview, 47, told a reporter for Channel 88, that he first noticed that his two-month old piggy "…
Read full storyWhat Do Johnny Depp, Majorie Taylor Greene, And Kevin McCarthy Have In Common?
What Do Johnny Depp, Majorie Taylor Greene, And Kevin McCarthy Have In Common? One could view it on the news or U-Tube. The three have serious memory issues. While Johnny Depp is professionally scripted, he had trouble verbalizing several traumati…
Read full storySarah Ferguson's Thoroughbred Race Horse "Nude Duchess" To Run In The Kentucky Derby
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - The most famous duchess in the United States, the Duchess of York, has just entered her race horse "Nude Duchess" in the Kentucky Derby. Sarah Ferguson, who is Queen Elizabeth's daughter-in-law, purchased the geld…
Read full storyPrince Harry claims Queen is being held prisoner in Buckingham Palace and she begged him to rescue her, take her to California and rule Great Britain from his mansion in Monteceto
In a candid interview given to the National Enquirer newspaper, Prince Harry revealed that Queen Elizabeth the Second is being held prisoner in Buckingham Palace by her son Prince Charles and her grandson Prince William, and she begged him to help he…
Read full storyThe US Government Annouces That Donald Trump Must Pay a $40 Million Fine
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - In a perfect example of fairness prevailing, the United States government has just announced that the former "Golfer-In-Chief" (i.e. the Trumptard) must pay a $40 million fine. The fine is for one Donald Jonatha…
Read full storyAfghanistan's Taliban Government Tells Al-Qaeda, Isis, and Hezbollah To Get The Hell Out of Dodge
KABUL, Afghanistan - (World Satire) - The Taliban president of Afghanistan, Abu Taboo Fashu, has issued a stern warning to the fucking terrorist groups that if they have any sense at all they will leave his country; and pronto, as they say in Costa R…
Read full storyPutin's Chickens Have Come Home To Roost
MOSCOW, Russia - (Satire News) - The evil, heartless, leader of Russia is now realizing that his chickens have come home to roost. Putin, who has lost 17 pounds and is starting to look like a swizzle stick with ears, has gone into hiding. A close…
Read full storyWoman takes all of May off as a Bank Holiday
A woman has decided to give up work for the whole of May and sit on her arse drinking Lambritzi and pink gin, we can reveal. Kylie Slackbucket, 31, of Spodbury, decided to take action because, 'Well, it's all just one long Bank Holiday when you th…
Read full storyMcDonalds Is Now Serving Diet Big Macs
CICERO, Illinois - (Satire News) - The McDonalds Corporation has always listened to the buying public. In a move that will most assuredly increase Mickey D's burger sales, the big burger giant is now selling Diet Big Macs. The new burger only h…
Read full storyThe Kentucky Derby Federation Has Ruled That North Korean Thoroughbred "Rice Patty" Is Ineligible
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Sports Satire) - In a ruling that has shocked North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, his thoroghbred race horse named "Rice Patty" will not be allowed to run in the 148th running of the Kentucky Derby. The Kimster was informed of…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Is Thinking of Getting Circumcised
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz has just learned that Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene (aka The Blonde Scarecrow) is considering getting circumcised. According to BuzzFuzz junior reporter Sonora Cahoots, MTG recently read an article about…
Read full storyLocal woman to remain seated for rest of life
A 39-year-old London woman has told The Metro that she is going remain seated for the rest of her life after falling over on a daily, and, often, hourly basis. Joanne Danton, a sales executive, said: "I've been falling over around five or six time…
Read full storyUkranian Flag Sales Officially up 1 Billion Percent!
Belguim — Official flag counters at The European Flag Counters Of Europe (OFCOE) Headquarters in Brussels, have released the sales figures for all European Flag Sales in the last year. Many were down...but not Ukraine! "We didn't have enough paper…
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