The Detroit Lions Have Just Signed Colin Kaepernick
DETROIT - (Sports Satire) - There is lots of joy in Mudville today; ah wrong sport, let's make that Motown. The Detroit Lions die-hard fans are thrilled after team owner Shelia Firestone Ford Hamp, agrees to sign former San Francisco 49ers quarter…
Read full storyMemphis Police Catch Donald Trump Dressed As Camilla Parker Bowles Inside A Victoria's Secret Lingerie Shop
MEMPHIS, Tennessee - (Satire News) - The Omnium Gatherum News Agency has just broken the story that the Trumptard, (aka The Racist Loser), was apprehended inside a Victoria's Secret store. Melania's husband was caught wearing a turquoise dress, a…
Read full storyBritain To Change The Colors of Its Flag
LONDON - (Satire News) Prime Minister Boris Johnson has just informed the people of Great Britain that parliament has voted to change the colors of the English flag. The red, white, and blue color scheme was first implemented back on Wednesday, Se…
Read full storyIs Stacey Abrams ___ing Donald Trump?
Stacey Abrams is the Democratic candidate for governor of Georgia, and one would hope that she has enough class, taste, and sense to not get involved in any way with Donald Trump. Something, however, may be going on between Abrams and Trump; un…
Read full storyDonald Trump Is Infatuated With Jada Pinkett Smith - He Says That Older Women With Crew Cuts Are Sexy
MAR-a-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - Donald Trump has never been noted for being the sharpest tool in the tool box, or the brightest bulb on the make-up mirror, or the least racist asshole in a bevy of racist assholes. And now the goofy Trumptard…
Read full storyKFC Discontinues Their Seagull Tenders Due To A Huge Customer Backlash
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Satire News) - KFC has given in to the demands of it's patrons and effective immediately it will be discontinuing it's latest menu item, the Seagull Tenders. KFC heard it loud and clear that people do not want to eat a bird…
Read full storyTravel Websites Now Offer Smuggling Tickets
London, UK - Always looking to gain the upper edge on the competition, some travel booking websites are now offering tickets for refugees to be smuggled to the destination of their choice. Indeed, we checked several top name travel sites and found…
Read full storyI took nude photos of several nude photos, claims local man
A 54-year-old man from Whitechapel in East London has told a local newspaper that he recently took a number of saucy nude photographs of some nude photographs while in the nude himself. Toby Dell, a forklift truck engineer, told The East London Ga…
Read full storyThe Pope Bans The Expression 'Holy Mole'
THE VATICAN - (Satire News) - The Vatican News has just issued a statement that the Pope has just banned the use of the expression, 'Holy Mole.' A spokesperson for the VN stated that Pope Francisco is fed up with hearing cardinals, priests, nuns,…
Read full storyPiers Morgan Is Devasted After Girlfriend Sarah Ferguson Dumps His Ass!
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Tickety Boo News is reporting that Piers Morgan is the unhappiest man in the entire UK. Morgan's long-time girl, Sarah Ferguson, reportedly dumped him via a text message. In the text the Duchess of York told the Mouth of…
Read full storyAlabama Erects A Statue In Honor of Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump
MONTGOMERY, Alabama - (Satire News) - It's no secret that the state that loves the Trumptard the most is the cotton-pickin' state of Alabama. Recent polls show that Trump is as well liked in 'bama as Adolf Hitler was in Nazi Germany. And for t…
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