Ben and Jerry's Latest Ice Cream Flavor Is Will Smith Evil Blackberry Surprise
FROZEN FIDDLE, Vermont - (Satire News) - The makers of Ben and Jerry Ice Cream have developed over 100 different ice cream names including Tasty Tango Mango Durango, Sweet Caroline Delight, and Thighlicious Daisy Duke Supreme. The ice cream giant…
Read full storyCanada Is Sending The Pride of The Canadian Navy, The CS Justin Bieber, To Ukraine
OTTAWA, Canada - (Satire News) - The Canadian government has just sent their number one warship, the CS Justin Bieber to Ukraine to help in the war effort against the damn, invading Putin military. Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, stated…
Read full storyBungling Russians Take Blame for Military Mishaps
The Russian invasion of the Ukraine might be described as a continuing series of military mishaps. First their tanks got stuck in the mud, then they abandoned an entire column of tanks. They started abandoning Kyev, which was supposed to be their big…
Read full storyHooker Wear ... by Melania
Melania Trump has revealed her upcoming line of “Hooker Wear”, for the professional and distinguished whore in you! Look like a high-priced call-girl when you’re out on the town, seeing a show, going to dinner with a “client”, or just lounging ar…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Reveals Her Brand New Pussy Tattoo
BALTIMORE, Maryland - (Satire News) - Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene was in Baltimore for an appointment with her gynecologist. Boom Boom News has learned that MTG has an ingrown nipple that she is getting looked at (the left one). BBN's Hacienda…
Read full storyBritney Spears Finally Reveals Who Her New Lover Is - And It Will Shock You!
WEST HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - After months and months of denying the identity of her new lover, Britney Spears has finally confessed the man's name to Tittle Tattle Tonight senior reporter Pico de Gallo. Spears met de Gallo at The Tipsy Tadpole…
Read full storyPrivate Investigators Have Tracked Down Trump's Long Lost Brother
DUCK DUNG, Alabama - (Satire News) - A private investigating firm has managed to find Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump's long-lost brother Dilbert Duxton Trump. DD as he is known in the homeless community, is 13 months younger than Donald, but DD onl…
Read full storySweden Reports That They Have The Whitest White People In The World
STOCKHOLM, Sweden - (World Satire) - Nordic News reports that it took a recent poll and the results clearly showed that the citizens of Sweden are the whitest white people in the entire world. They even surpass the Icelandic people, many of which…
Read full storyIf Texas Governor Greg Abbott Worked Making Burgers At McDonald's His Hate-Filled Ass Would Have Been Fired The First Day
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - iNews has reported that Texas governor Gregg "The Hick Dick" Abbott is about as worthless as a breeding bull with no ding dong. The poor excuse for a human is so stupid that his own mother took him to a fire station…
Read full storySarah Ferguson Dumps Boyfriend Piers Morgan - Says She's Looking For An American Boyfriend
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Well it's official, the Duchess of York has just broken up with the Mouth of London. Margarita Mixx with Wild Whispers noted that Sarah Ferguson has had her fill of Piers Morgan and she has tossed him to the curb.
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