New constipation therapy using THIS
Los Angeles, CA - Medwire: Researcher Jules X. Laxifer announced today in a noon press conference a new promising therapy for constipation, on the steps of the District Court House. Inspired by research in a related field, birthing, Laxifer has r…
Read full storyIs Putin A Slow Learner?
Like his good friend Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin is a slow learner. After invading Ukraine, his military remains at a standstill, and his Russian flagship Moskva was hit by Ukrainian missiles and sank in the Black Sea. So Putin's next move? The…
Read full storyWill Smith's Two Children Have Disowned Him
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - MSNBC has just issued breaking news that Will Smith's two children Bippy (a boy) and Bappy (a girl) are so fucking embarrassed at the terroristic antics of their daddy, that both have decided to disown him. Bippy and Ba…
Read full storyA Woman In West Virginia Paints Beautiful Pictures With Her Tongue
Pussyville, West Virginia - (Satire News) - A woman from the Pomegranate Capital of the world, Pussyville, West Virginia, has been discovered to have a very unusual way of painting paintings. Loretta V. McDilldill, 38, paints beautiful pictures of…
Read full storyA Secret Russian Document Intercepted By The CIA Shows That Putin Is Planning on Invading Sweden
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Top CIA agents have just intercepted a top secret document from President Putin to North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, showing a plan that has Russia invading Sweden. It is no secret that the North Korean leader is…
Read full storyA Sexual Time Out for Kim Kardashian?
Prongscald has lately found himself wondering why after 200,000 years or so of vigorous human coitus that the current era has become characterized by a mandatory, not to say Stalinist, regime in which all humans must be known chiefly by their sexual…
Read full storyDonald Trump Has Finally Hit Rock Bottom!
GATOR GROIN, Florida - (Satire News) - Well, it took a while, but the twice-impeached, one-term presidential loser has finally hit rock bottom! iRumors senior writer Vodka Vermicelli, has written that the Trumptard who is hated more than Bill Cosb…
Read full storyBiden: Your Mutt And Revolving Fire Hydrants Can Solve Our Energy Crisis
BILLINGSGATE POST: Forget the miles and miles of lizard-killing solar energy panels that spoil our great outdoors. Forget the ubiquitous windmills that dot our prairies and seas. Forget the promising use of hydrogen fuel to run our engines; likewis…
Read full storyThe Tijuana Toros Are The Champions of The Mexican Basketball Association (MBA)
MEXICO CITY - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Bet Gazette (Mexico) has just stated that the new champions of the Mexican Basketball Association (MBA) are the Tijuana Toros. The Toros are coached by former NBA legend Woody "The Telephone Pole" Washing…
Read full storyJada Pinkett Smith Admits She Had An Affair With Donald Trump
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - The woman who is married to the biggest ambusher since Gen. George Armstrong Custer admitted to reporter Tapioca Swizzle with Vox Populi that she had an affair with Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump three weeks before he mar…
Read full storyUber drivers must be able to speak English before getting lost or crashing into other vehicles, says TFL
Transport for London were under fire from the app-based private hire company, Uber, last night after they ruled that all drivers employed by the company must undergo strict testing to make sure that they meet new guidelines designed to ensure that al…
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