LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - The woman who is married to the biggest ambusher since Gen. George Armstrong Custer admitted to reporter Tapioca Swizzle with Vox Populi that she had an affair with Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump three weeks before he married his third wife Melania Trump.
Miss Swizzle pointed out that the Trumptard and Jada rendezvoused at a Ramada Inn in El Segundo, California.
Jada admitted to Swizzle that Donaldo, as she and Melly call the racist whoremonger, engaged in a bit of sexualized merriment in room 69, from noon until 9:15 pm.
Pinkett Smith, who is married to Will "The Nasty Pill" Smith revealed that on a scale of 1 to 10, the Trumptard was a 3.
She noted that his belly was so fucking fat that it actually interfered with penetration. The class B actress, added that Trump's "Little Trumpy" is so small she actually needed a damn magnifying glass to get a good look at it.
Meanwhile, the orange racist says that he has never met JPS, much less engaged in a game of hide the salami, or in his case, hide the Vienna sausage.
