WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Top CIA agents have just intercepted a top secret document from President Putin to North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, showing a plan that has Russia invading Sweden.
It is no secret that the North Korean leader is Putin's number one ass kisser next to Vlady's main puppet, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump.
The document, which has been identified as Document VP-KJU-01 reveals that Putin will send a Russian naval flotilla to Sweden and launch a full-scale attack on the Scandanavian country that he believes will cause Sweden to surrender within 72 hours, 83 max.
When Putin was asked about the extremely secret document, he giggled like a high school cheerleader, and replied that the document is merely a hoax and is actually part of a witch hunt that US VP Harris has launched because he told Anderson Cooper that she (Harris) has a goatee and a huge G-spot. ■
