Pussyville, West Virginia - (Satire News) - A woman from the Pomegranate Capital of the world, Pussyville, West Virginia, has been discovered to have a very unusual way of painting paintings.
Loretta V. McDilldill, 38, paints beautiful pictures of sunsets, sunrises, forests, and vagina's using her tongue.
Margarita Mixx with the Wild Whispers News Agency interviewed McDilldill at a local Burger Bandit and she asked the astounding artist when she first discovered her extremely odd talent.
She giggled as she took a bite of her triple-meat cheeseburger and replied that growing up her family was poor, literally dirt-poor. She loved painting so she had to use her tongue to paint, since her parents could not afford to buy paint brushes.
And so today, Loretta, paints and sells tongue-painted paintings for as much as $1.7 million.
SIDENOTE: Multi-gazillionaire, Elon Musk recently purchased one of McDilldill's paintings titled, "Sundown In Dover, Delaware" for $2.3 million.
