President Biden Calls Afghani President Abu Taboo Fashu and Thanks Him For Not Acting Like That Evil SOB Putin
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki stated that POTUS recently called up President Abu Taboo Fashu, the Taliban president of Afghanistan. President Biden expressed his appreciation to Fashu for acting like a ci…
Read full storyThe Academy of Motion Pictures Apologizes To Chris Rock For Will Smith's Terrorist Act
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - The Academy of Motion Pictures has issued a three page, 271-word apology to comedian Chris Rock. A rep for the Oscar's organization, Lululita Cuttercloud, 37, stated that every member of their organization sides with…
Read full storyAll of Will Smith's Bobblehead Dolls Have Been Taken Off The Market and Destroyed
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The Hasbrutha Toy Co. has just taken every Will Smith Bobblehead Doll off the market and burned them. A spokesperson for the giant toy company, which yearly produces over 16.3 million bobblehead dolls, said that it refuse…
Read full storyPrior To Russian Invading Ukraine, President Biden Was Thinking About Making It The 51st State
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Alpha Beta News Agency has just noted that President Biden was seriously thinking about making Ukraine the 51st state. ABNA revealed that he had consulted with 7 of the leading annexation experts who were pai…
Read full storyCambodia's Aircraft Carrier is Returning To Cambodia Due To Its Lone Helicopter Falling Off The Flight Deck
SOMEWHERE IN THE BLACK SEA - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News (Ukraine) reports that the CS Bamboo Stick, which is Cambodia's only aircraft carrier, is leaving Ukraine and returning back to Cambodia. A spokesperson for the CS Bambi, as her sailors a…
Read full storyTexas Asshole Gov. Greg "Douche Bag" Abbott Busses Immigrants To D.C. - Biden Then Busses Them Back To Texas
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The governor of Texas, the wheelchair-bound piece of kangaroo shit, Greg "The Eggplant" Abbott once again shows that he is by far, the undisputed most stupid, idiotic, fucked up governor in the history of governors.
Read full storySarah Ferguson Admits That She Has Been Cheating On Boyfriend Piers Morgan
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Scuttlebutt Review has just made it known that the Duchess of York has just admitted that yes, she has been cheating on her Brit boyfriend and Queen Elizabeth asskisser Piers Morgan. Sarah Ferguson admitted to r…
Read full storyPresident Biden Calls Up President Putin And Cusses Him Out Like Shit!
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden recently sat down with BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx by the White House swimming pool and the two had a nice chat. POTUS was wearing blue Bermuda shorts and Taffeta had on a very skimpy two-piece…
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