LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - The Academy of Motion Pictures has issued a three page, 271-word apology to comedian Chris Rock.
A rep for the Oscar's organization, Lululita Cuttercloud, 37, stated that every member of their organization sides with him, and they all have turned against Will "Ambushy" Smith as if he was a member of the Nazi organization.
Writer Stormy Coin with the Daily Dirt, wrote that Smith has actually been approached by the US Nazi Federated Guild, to join their hate-spewing, evil, nefarious group.
Coin reports that Willard Smith, is reportedly thinking about actually joining it, since nearly 97% of all American's have turned on him.
SIDENOTE: Pope Francisco is reportedly making plans to toss the wimp-looking Smith out of the Catholic Church as soon as possible.
